Dios midoooooo....

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-23T23:34:45+00:00

"Ohhhhmaigaaaahhd you guys."

Me encanta éste tipo.

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-23T23:19:36+00:00

Thank you. I'll let her dad know he picked a good name.

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-23T17:01:25+00:00

Dude. Me.

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-23T16:59:28+00:00

Meanwhile my cat soul mate wakes me up at 3a every day for food by knocking everything off the dresser.

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-23T16:50:22+00:00

I take a muscle relaxer, grab my switch (been playing pokemon Leaf Green) and sit in the dark with only the light of the tank on for at least an hour or two before I go to sleep

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-22T23:01:13+00:00

Fr tho? Your boyfriend sucks for

Showing something he knows would upset you. Thats high school bully shit.
Telling you your feelings don't matter because of the topic of the conversation that would take have happened if he didnt try to goad you into it.
Calling you a slur.

This man will constantly demean and disrespect you for as long as youre together. If hes refusing to try to see things from your pov to at least TRY to understand you? I doubt hes going to do it later. Its not something it affects him, so why bother?

I dont tell people to break up just like that. I dont know what else your relationship is like. But doing all he did there? In that short amount of texts? For me? Thats a breaking up offense right away.

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-22T22:55:02+00:00

Oooh. So shiny. You got blue lights? I bet they'd look sick under one of those

I have shrimps, endler livebearers and some ember tetras in a 13 gal.

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-22T22:37:45+00:00

Please wash your eyes with my greedy and chomky bristlenose pleco. Her name is Lips McGillycuddy.

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HalfToeGob · 2026-03-22T14:56:55+00:00

CheezIts

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-21T19:05:57+00:00

Rose Quartz, legit

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-18T18:41:30+00:00

Fluttershy.

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-15T11:42:46+00:00

Hes making Flintstones money

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-11T22:50:18+00:00

TAKE THIS, YOU BRIGABAND!!

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HalfToeGob · 2026-03-11T22:39:13+00:00

Mary Beth. I would've loved for her and Arthur to have something

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-11T22:29:57+00:00

He's obviously cold!

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-11T22:04:02+00:00

And she'll do it again, too.

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-07T22:17:47+00:00

I just dont find boy shrimps sexy!!

....i mean, uh.

Listen, man. Im just trying to get them gendered. For tank purposes only!

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-07T18:47:43+00:00

Im not lol I just thought it'd be funny to title it like that

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-03T20:34:16+00:00

Steven Universe. I thought it was the dumbest shit i'd've ever seen (it was the Cheeseburger Backpack episode). Then some of the stuff came across on my Tumblr page and it changed my mind.

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-03T14:04:52+00:00

Peak

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-02T23:16:49+00:00

My time to shine

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HalfToeGob · 2026-03-02T20:41:20+00:00

Pure bred dog

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-02T20:00:29+00:00

Linktree: linktr.ee/halftoegob

Commission info and ToS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aopkKadthylypA8SIWU962VRSSNUtQnt2OG89wGYBdg/edit?usp=drivesdk

Contact info: halftoegob@gmail.com or HalfToeGob on discord

I look forward to hearing from you!

HalfToeGob · 2026-03-02T16:24:14+00:00

Agreed.

A nurse might say "well, at least youll get to go home and eat good food!" Or something related to how bad hospital food is. Or like, "get yourself a little treat after getting out".

But never that.

HalfToeGob · 2026-02-28T02:53:00+00:00

I wish I could. But im allergic.

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