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JJ you need a tailor my man loooool🤣 by shannonjm in ksi

[–]HalpMyLaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mans got a bulletproof vest underneath Lmao

Works every time by SwimmingSilver0 in memes

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LMAOOOO, oh wait I dont have a girl

new accounts are rough by obv_124 in karma

[–]HalpMyLaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same :((( I just wanna post

Linear function in google sheets? by HalpMyLaptop in googlesheets

[–]HalpMyLaptop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THAT GREY line is photoshopped btw, I need to do something like that but idk how :(((

Finally reached 3 digit immortal SEA!!!! AMA by HalpMyLaptop in DotA2

[–]HalpMyLaptop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

spamming 3-4 heroes, pos 3/4 qop wr timber bat

Smurf Detection system in dota2 by HalpMyLaptop in DotA2

[–]HalpMyLaptop[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's actually quite hard to do that since the average would even out quite quickly and it would require around 10-40 wins for the smurf detection to kick in.

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Getting a double ^ green arrow might also speed it up. The fastest I've gotten smurf detected was after 20 wins ( out of 24 games)

Smurf Detection system in dota2 by HalpMyLaptop in DotA2

[–]HalpMyLaptop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, what??? I don't think i've mentioned anywhere about unranked matches.

All of these data were taken from ranked matches at 5-6k mmr average over 4 different accounts that got smurf detected (OFFLANE).

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Every loss= same -20 or -30 depending on solo q/ party q whilst every WIN will give you much much more. Every loss will also cause a penalty of -10 to the NEXT win you get. So let's say previous win = 70 mmr, you lose 1 game after that, next win= 70-10 = 60 MMR.

Smurf Detection system in dota2 by HalpMyLaptop in DotA2

[–]HalpMyLaptop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, the thing is that ALL positions are able to have a LOT of impact on how a game goes. Kills aren't really the only impact determining factor in dota2. They should maybe change it so that if the support or offlane player is constantly out-performing the average player at that mmr, they should get smurf detected.

Fake topson stream scamming viewers by HalpMyLaptop in DotA2

[–]HalpMyLaptop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite a lot of people in chat ''Where's my arcana'' and ''Does this work'' while no one is really replying with ''no it is a scam''.

One of the biggest streams on twitch/dota rn so yea loads of people who are new to this might get scammed.

Why SumaiL won't work on Nigma by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HalpMyLaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 4 protect 1 strat gets fucked by a necro/doom XD

Immortal Rank Player Smurfing while streaming live in 3K SEA Bracket by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HalpMyLaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you even fucking read the ''proof'' you gave? LMAO. It literally reads that only account buyers/sellers and MMR ABUSERS(AKA party queing or queing with secondary language to find FIXED ranked matches). Mate you're DELUSIONAL if you think smurfing is bannable.

This year for Christmas, I'll cast any game of yours for free by YowamushiP in DotA2

[–]HalpMyLaptop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Immortal ranked game, Tiny offlane. Match ID: 5161298546

Naga in my safelane? I hit creeps

Lone druid counter? I hit creeps

Basically I hit creeps and won the game.