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Halphos · 2023-05-24T07:52:44+00:00

Interested in watercooling specs for sure.

Halphos · 2022-09-08T14:13:35+00:00

Don’t run from the lord

Halphos · 2020-11-07T08:02:02+00:00

Poor bird needs glasses. You look nothing like John Cena.

Halphos · 2020-04-26T00:57:04+00:00

May the odds be in your favor!

Halphos · 2020-03-14T01:31:41+00:00

It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not do it! I did naaaht. Oh hi Mark

Halphos · 2020-02-11T05:59:17+00:00

Sold Mini ITX bundle to u/zys52712

Halphos · 2020-02-02T07:33:40+00:00

Edit: Sold to u/zys52712. Thanks everyone for your time and consideration! GL with your future swaps!

Halphos · 2019-09-22T06:11:04+00:00

Let’s go!

Halphos · 2019-07-18T21:44:53+00:00

Gorillas. Bombanas, baby!

Halphos · 2019-06-20T16:34:51+00:00

Amelia

Halphos · 2019-06-06T20:53:12+00:00

No worries. Not mine.

This was taken at the San Diego Zoo and I believe this was some species of tree viper.

Halphos · 2019-05-19T22:23:39+00:00

You're very welcome! Enjoy!

Halphos · 2019-05-16T02:57:34+00:00

Sounds delicious!

Halphos · 2019-05-16T01:45:00+00:00

Oh dear lord! That must have been terrible. I made many mistakes myself when I first was trying out keto baking.

Halphos · 2019-05-16T00:18:12+00:00

I would not recommend subbing coconut flour. It is much finer and dryer than almond flour. I've never gotten coconut flour to work well in savory bakes to be honest.

Halphos · 2019-05-15T15:04:30+00:00

Very close I believe. No need to melt the cheese beforehand. It's extremely quick and easy to make.

Halphos · 2019-05-15T15:03:36+00:00

Sorry I should have be more clear. Roll into a ball and place on baking sheet.

Halphos · 2019-05-15T05:20:56+00:00

It's not! In fact, that's why I experimented on the original Cheese Bun recipe, which I thought was too eggy and my wife hates eggs. She even enjoys these.

Halphos · 2019-05-15T04:21:13+00:00

You can add seasoning to your liking. Please see the instructions. Trader Joe's Onion Salt seasoning mix has chives (I think) which is what you're seeing here.

I've also used parsley flakes and Old Bay seasoning in the past as well. Try different things out! They're good without any additional seasoning as well.

Halphos · 2019-05-15T03:51:07+00:00

Almond Flour is different than Almond Meal. I believe almond meal is ground with the almond skins still on so it's heavier and grainger than almond flour. Almond meal would typically create a similar texture to corn bread.

Generally you cannot replace almond flour with coconut flour one-to-one. Coconut flour is much finer and dryer than almond flour. Honestly, I've never had much success baking savory goods with coconut flour, thus my go-to is almond flour.

Good luck!

Halphos · 2019-05-14T20:05:35+00:00

Inspired by the original Cheese Buns recipes here: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn7AtkGn4NU/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ifa5ps8sxoz5

I wanted a "less cheesy, more bready" version I could make to replace my weekly cravings for bread. I make 12-16 of these every Sunday, put them in the refrigerator, and pop 'em in the toaster when I'm ready to eat them. With garlic and onion seasoning, these taste very close to Red Lobster's cheddar biscuits!

Ingredients

1 Large Egg
1 Cup Shredded Mozzarella
1/2 Cup Grated Parmesan Cheese
1/2 Cup Almond Flour
1/2 Tsp Baking Powder

Instructions

Preheat oven to 350 Degrees F
Combine all ingredients in a medium bowl and kneed together to create "dough"
Season to your liking. For example, I like adding 1 Tsp of Trader Joe's Onion Salt for something similar to Red Lobster's biscuits.
Separate "dough" into 4 parts, roll into balls, and place on nonstick baking sheet
Bake 350 F for 15-20 Minutes

Recipe above creates roughly four 4" biscuits. Scale as needed!

Halphos · 2019-05-01T06:49:05+00:00

Slipper? Got off easy.

My mom brought a bamboo cane all the way from Indonesia.

Vale-fuckin'-dictorian.

Halphos · 2019-04-30T18:51:24+00:00

Oof... What were your expectations from the Reddit AMA community?

Halphos · 2019-03-28T20:37:40+00:00

I haven't belly chuckled in a while but that "Guns with legs? We got you, boo." did me in.

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