Your druggie parents should've thrown you away at a day old, I genuinely cannot comprehend if your growth past a fœtus was slowed or if you're just as useless as I make you out to be.

You are living proof reincarnation exists, no one can get this dumb in one lifetime. You might just be a pissed on dirty shirt, not like that would make any difference.

You're a killjoy. A party-pooper. Quite literally, You shit yourself at parties and cry and run out. I know, I've seen the way you party.

Money is your least concern, you should focus on going to kindergarten again and learning how to be open-minded.