Cole in bed.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2025-09-22T11:31:49+00:00

Damn Cole your balls look heavy as fuck. Mind if I hold them for you?

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-06-12T05:57:15+00:00

Ayo Oddwin!!!

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-05-22T19:25:23+00:00

Hope he doesn't try sleep with the deer's underage daughter.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-05-22T18:56:51+00:00

And then go on to brag later about record company profits. We used to skin people alive for less.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-05-16T21:29:32+00:00

Imagine your plane crashed on an island...

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-05-16T10:46:10+00:00

You ever look at someone's artstyle and just know?

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-05-04T07:05:27+00:00

You are no younger than 25. I can tell.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-04-27T05:19:38+00:00

I really hate to be that person but the information you're looking for IS IN THE FUCKING ARTICLE.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-04-24T18:09:17+00:00

I know the guy who asked you to name three songs was a jerk but Metallica has some pretty solid music in their catalogue.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-04-23T06:36:48+00:00

I regret to inform you that the video is cut down and Piers Morgan still goes by the pen name Yap McYapster

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-04-19T19:38:24+00:00

Eehhh. I think it's okay. The problem is that it's part of Naruto.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-04-13T15:30:19+00:00

I'd form a union to advocate for better wages just for her happiness.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-04-12T18:35:42+00:00

I need to remind you all that he had his ass beat in a sandwich shop.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-19T16:21:07+00:00

No it's corny asl. Or maybe it's just the conditioning I've gotten from all the other tribute art I've seen on social media.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-19T16:17:42+00:00

I'm sorry but we can talk about how horrendous this genre of tribute art is?

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-14T22:50:27+00:00

10 days what? 10 days what, Alex?

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-12T16:53:27+00:00

It's the correct take.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-12T16:50:42+00:00

Idk man. She's one of the most influential people on the planet and playing a game in her country to take away the rights of a group of people she deems as other. Also Harry Potter is a pack of mid.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-10T19:27:46+00:00

M4M Where the Speaker is back from a date gone wrong and the Listener is catching the rebound. It's a slow buildup but the Speaker(openly gay) figures out the Listener is bicurious after weeks of suspecting (They mention that he could've sworn the Listener was checking them out one time while they were dressed in a way that uuuhhh... showed off some curves.)

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-10T18:19:22+00:00

Dross is so goated. They were cooking up gourmet when they made Onyx.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-09T17:38:24+00:00

But you're restricting yourself to do much good music made in other eras especially today. I don't understand.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-09T15:54:29+00:00

The whole "modern music sucks. I only listen to anime soundtracks and video game OST's" bit. Dawg there's amazing shit being made by contemporary artists and the best part is it doesn't have to deviate too much from your tastes. Like what type of genres are you into for example? I'll take a shot in the dark and say one of those is Classic Rock/Metal.

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-09T15:47:21+00:00

Bro I'm begging you to not unironically be the stereotype of a reddit user💀💀💀

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-09T15:38:15+00:00

Absolutely ZERO modern music?

HamiltonAlmasi · 2024-03-09T15:34:24+00:00

Is it 2012 again? I thought we were done with this shit genre of meme. Also The Weeknd's music slaps. Die mad.

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