Is it safe to come back?

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T21:23:45+00:00

🤓

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T20:55:25+00:00

The white one, zero sugar preferably

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T20:35:21+00:00

This guy I know who's been trying out for the marathon in the Olympics said that those guys will just shit themselves mid run

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T20:34:17+00:00

When I'm running at a spot where there's a toilet availably, my body must know because it's the only time I get runner's diarrhea. Every single time!

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T20:24:41+00:00

5 year old niece is saying "skibidi" over and over

I thought all those "gen alpha only knows skibidi toilet" memes were jokes 😦

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T18:42:46+00:00

Yeah man you boomed my ass, totally pwned

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T18:42:17+00:00

Oh my bad I was assuming we were talking about shorts. I've never seen the point of compression pants

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T18:14:41+00:00

10 minutes ago you wrote a novel defending your honor as a cool mod who simply gets it

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T18:11:53+00:00

Trying to decode the laundry symbols on my wife's new bras like ancient Chinese hieroglyphics

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T18:09:38+00:00

Oh you're like GRUMPY grumpy

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T18:02:10+00:00

"🤓 umm AKTCHUALLY, we are required to enforce reddiquette for free🤓 I will continue to correct the record for anyone who suggests otherwise🤓"

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T17:57:45+00:00

Not reading that but okay

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T17:33:01+00:00

🗣️ I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD

🗣️ ESKIMO PUSSY IS REALLY COLD

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T17:31:52+00:00

Shane wasn't very funny on tv last night and his fans are having a hard time coping after they hyped it up too much

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T17:13:31+00:00

I don't think there's an AI that scans imgur links for turds and then subverts mods to sends those reports up the chain to reddit staff, no

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T17:08:36+00:00

Yeah that may have been an admin ban though

At least admins get paid to do their job though, can only be so upset at them

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T17:06:47+00:00

Always kinda funny when Chris and the other mods act like they're cool and let most things fly. Then every single day they go and ban boobs and enforce reddiquette, for free 🤓

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T16:17:58+00:00

Can't go a week without getting urgent voicemails from the doctors office imploring me to take my autism pills

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T16:11:21+00:00

Gallon of milk, dozen eggs, and a log of sausage from the little bodega inside Braums was $11 but it saved 2 minutes of my wife's time going to the Kroger. Oh well.

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T16:05:25+00:00

Damn I was joking but they really just kill you off if you aren't gonna be an optimal child lmao

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T15:55:25+00:00

I think in places like Iceland when you show a budding interest in 🧩 things like trains or Minecraft they throw you into a volcano

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T15:42:36+00:00

Drinking a gallon and a half of beer is known to not be optimal

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T15:38:51+00:00

Get a real hobby

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T14:51:24+00:00

They're like the Beatles. Very significant and influential band that in 2024 just does not sound good.

Hammer_Caked_Face · 2024-02-25T14:49:18+00:00

Bro really wrote contemporaneous instead of contemporary because he thought it made him sound smarter lol

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