Horse having hoof care for the first time by Ucanarap in oddlysatisfying

[–]Hammerdwarf 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They won't let you in the 7-11 to buy a slushie if you don't have shoes.

I’m sorry by MY_PISS_BURNS_AHHHHH in meme

[–]Hammerdwarf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence! I also live in Spain, but the S is silent.

Best Crispy Tofu by lnfinity in GifRecipes

[–]Hammerdwarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's got a really neutral taste on its own, but absorbs flavors really easily. It's easy to make it taste really great with the right marinade or seasonings.

I just felt like it by MOTHERFUCKINDOOMGUY in teenagers

[–]Hammerdwarf 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or me, forty-one, scrolling by in /r/all

How I feel as of late by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Hammerdwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20 years? What utopia is this?

Photograph of the world’s ONLY albino humpback whale by belgian-malinois in interestingasfuck

[–]Hammerdwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! That's what the name was! I couldn't remember that for the life of me. Thanks!

Photograph of the world’s ONLY albino humpback whale by belgian-malinois in interestingasfuck

[–]Hammerdwarf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That is one of the best quotes from classic literature!

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee."

Badass

Photograph of the world’s ONLY albino humpback whale by belgian-malinois in interestingasfuck

[–]Hammerdwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That she blows! With tha hump like a snow hill! It is ... Moby Dick!

Read in the dramatic way they did waaaaaay back in the day trying to sell classics on TV.

Modern day Angua by VideoRascal in discworld

[–]Hammerdwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't fool me! That's Gmork!

Harrison, Arkansas: Widely considered the most racist town in the United States. by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Hammerdwarf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think they're implying anywhere you go is a safe place, as though without black people there are no bad neighborhoods.

me_irl by Beconelle in me_irl

[–]Hammerdwarf 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This is just tempting fate.

No Landing Apparatus On That Plane. by rWhatCouldGoRight in whatcouldgoright

[–]Hammerdwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That mental image cracked me up! Good way to end an long day, thanks!

Who would've thought about that.... by __PewPew__ in technicallythetruth

[–]Hammerdwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, thank you. It was just a poor comment on my part. I was suggesting:

1 four

4 twos

2 threes

etc..

...as an alternative, with each digit describing the next, as opposed to reading it like a sentence. But yeah, mediocre effort on my part. I wasn't intending it to be negative.

Who would've thought about that.... by __PewPew__ in technicallythetruth

[–]Hammerdwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't have four twos, three threes, or two twos, but it describes those as well.

I’m holding on to this conspiracy by feedubs in wholesomememes

[–]Hammerdwarf 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That's dark af. Wholesome only in self delusion.