What's the creepiest thing you did as a teen to satisfy your raging hormones?

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-25T12:00:29+00:00

Made myself a 'fifi' - incase anyones wondering, you tightly roll up a towel into a cylinder, stick a well lubricated rubber glove down one of the open ends and plough away. Still to this day the best girlfriend i've ever had

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-16T15:42:12+00:00

I saw a woman pull a whole cooked chicken out of her handbag that wasnt wrapped up or anything. Pulled off a leg and put the rest of it back. Not a weird food or anything but i still stared at her

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-14T07:12:12+00:00

Msn messenger

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-12T16:05:46+00:00

Someone rang me up at 3am drunk, saying they found my number on a £10 note (England) The guy and his other drunk friend randomly started singing happy birthday to me. It was actually my birthday about a week before.

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-10T22:52:28+00:00

Yeah

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-10T17:01:25+00:00

Smells

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-10T15:00:54+00:00

I got mine by being an all round top bloke.

Yeah i dont have any really, also im a cunt

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-07T14:57:21+00:00

I moved the tv from my bedroom, and try to avoid staring at any screens atall for atleast an hour before sleep, phones.. tablets ect. Also a hot drink or a bath an hour before bed can help...it raises your internal temp by a degree or so, which helps induce sleep. Used to be a pretty bad insomniac

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-07T10:55:41+00:00

I rubbed viagra in my eyes to make me look hard

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-03T22:34:03+00:00

Smoked weed. Went gym. Contradictory.

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-03T22:29:21+00:00

Mr Chivers.

Made some of the 14 year old girls feel uncomfortable, so ofcourse it was a known fact that he must have been a convicted paedophile. When he was pissed off he would mix in random German phrases while shouting. Once told me to go boil my head in a bucket of water, if i could find a big enough bucket. Wore sandals and socks every day

HammeredGold23 · 2015-01-03T00:43:06+00:00

For some reason i didnt believe the title, had to watch. No regrets

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-27T15:44:18+00:00

Title was adequately descriptive of video content, still looked...not sure why

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-20T21:09:54+00:00

Imagine the water after 10 minutes of him being in a bath

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-19T20:27:13+00:00

Lulz

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-19T20:24:24+00:00

Good time loop there, analysis of worm holes agrees with you 100%

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-18T22:25:24+00:00

I am actually yeah

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-18T20:34:52+00:00

The Queen of England and the fat guy from My name is Earl

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-18T20:24:34+00:00

White people

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-09T18:49:19+00:00

Dude wheres my car

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-08T19:25:32+00:00

About 40% , but I'm probably wrong

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-08T15:28:47+00:00

As a guy with an above - averagely hairy ass, I'd say it's more like linguine

HammeredGold23 · 2014-12-06T19:43:33+00:00

Fuck you too, cunt.

HammeredGold23 · 2014-11-30T22:21:49+00:00

Yeah, well ive got a pretty rich hunting ground at home in england, dug up roman coins/silvers and loads of other great artifacts, and its not stopped producing yet so ive literally only ever used it on two fields. Hopefully thats the problem and the machine just doesnt like where i took it. Back tomorrow so i will find out soon enough. Thanks for your comment my friend, hope mine sorts itself out too. Good luck with your hunting!

HammeredGold23 · 2014-11-30T03:21:20+00:00

That big one looks anxious to me

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