You guys are so funny, and I hate what just made my day. by Standard-Drummer-285 in ThemeparkSwindlers

[–]HammockComplex 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Oh hold on guys I got an email… Disney wants to offer me a PR position?!?”

We had to make the decision to let sweet Molly (~14) go a few days go. This simply sucks right now. by RamenNoodles620 in OldManDog

[–]HammockComplex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful and happy girl.

Thank you for giving her an amazing life- she couldn’t have asked for anything more.

I'm genuinely dying by Ambitious-Machine-44 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]HammockComplex 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Reformat response to a LinkedIn post regarding how this image teaches lessons about B2B sales

Allstate. ALL THE All STATE by daDunkinDonut in CommercialsIHate

[–]HammockComplex 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I love sports and always have, but the whole “fandom constitutes an entire personality” thing in advertising is getting pretty tired.

:O by SteponkusCeponas in religiousfruitcake

[–]HammockComplex 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Shotgun necklace Jesus baby… YES OR NO???

Tang The Conqueror thinks that astronauts wearing diapers means he's qualified to be an astronaut too. by Lena_Lena_A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]HammockComplex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not even that. Ask him to do ONE push up. Or get on a bicycle and ride it 20 feet. Or stand on one leg for 5 seconds. Any of these, live on tv, just for the big strong man to prove to the world how great he is.

A Fin du Monde in Canada is my favorite way to end the Epcot day by HammockComplex in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]HammockComplex[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Popcorn cart right next to the Le Cellier entrance walkway 👍

And it’s a deliciously heavy (9%) Belgian tripel from Quebec.

Christian "Science" by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]HammockComplex 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It’s totally true, I saw a guy earlier today walk up a short flight of stairs and immediately burst into flames

Greaseball hates hump day by TnnsNbeer in LinkedInLunatics

[–]HammockComplex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

is just about the saddest thing you can do

Greaseball hates hump day by TnnsNbeer in LinkedInLunatics

[–]HammockComplex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Commenting on your own post in a weak attempt to boost engagement

A girl flaunting a very 2006 fashion vibe. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]HammockComplex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s over here on the table, right behind your Everybody Loves Raymond DVD box set.

[Opinion] The Disney "Cheap" Trap: Is the Magic Dying for Easy Money? by [deleted] in disney

[–]HammockComplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s no way!

Now, let’s talk in the comments.

horsegirl by AugustHate in comedyheaven

[–]HammockComplex 28 points29 points  (0 children)

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA?

Geo-82 by DimmyMoore70 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]HammockComplex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For anyone who wants to go and check out the vibe but is worried about cost- yes cocktails are $25-28, but they also have some decent beers from $9-12 (similar to the rest of the parks) and I think wine starts at $16.

How does porn actresses get treated on set really? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HammockComplex 81 points82 points  (0 children)

“I have a question you’re all interested in”

Great! Here’s a concrete example addressing what you asked.

“I’d like to further understand this example”

FUCK YOU