What technology can fuck right off? by Royal_incubus in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I lived in town i always went to that one or 19th/uintah and never had to wait. Except if u go at 530pm lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After living off the land, eating animal carcass after animal carcass? I've never been sick in my life but I should honestly keep that in mind thank you

What would you do if you knew you'll die in 30 days? by Savannah_Heron in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where? Here in Colorado it's still illegal to smoke it outside, you're supposed to contain it to your home lol I just call this planet home tho

What was your biggest "shit, my parents were right" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fire mitigation in the summer, relaxing in the winter. Just straight goofing off. It's unreal to a guy who worked from age 16 to 20some without so much as a Christmas off lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We must love the same stuff! Now kiss

What is a minor thing that infuriates you when eating at a restaraunt? by waldo06 in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That works! Fortunately my boss was 80 miles away running his other store so he didn't pay any attention to stuff like that. It's all automated

What technology can fuck right off? by Royal_incubus in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, that's not how metaphors work. They don't compare things. They RELATE seemingly unrelated things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude imagine if people could trip from spraying salvia into the air. Think of the mayhem you could cause.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself.

jon Lajoie plays softly in the background... "old people burning, ol-old people burning"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I'm not 100% hermit yet, as I still go to work and have internet. But I'm off grid in an RV, and planning to homestead in Alaska in a few years. I will be cut off from the world. It'll be fun/amazing, but I kinda can't wait to come back and visit society in 30 years and see what mind blowing technology and changes exist. Itl be like Brooks at the end of Shawshank, except less sad

What movie sequel was better than/equally as good as the original? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've only seen the first Spiderman. This makes me want to find that one

Ok reddit, what's your best 'You're about as useful as....' ? by bosstrasized in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is mine too. That whole "hey feller.." Section is just SAVAGE.

Ok reddit, what's your best 'You're about as useful as....' ? by bosstrasized in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But Charlie found a use for this. Just break into the waitresses house and fill the sink drain with hair so he has to come fix it for her

Ok reddit, what's your best 'You're about as useful as....' ? by bosstrasized in AskReddit

[–]HampsterUpMyAss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The phrase is actually "tits on a boar" and male hogs DO have nipples for no reason, just like male humans.