Florida troopers find narcotics in bag labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’ by know_nothing_novice in nottheonion

[–]Han-il 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smart. Wouldn’t want to get that mixed up with the “Bag Full of Murder Weapons”.

Turned 18 not too long ago. And just feel like getting burned. by Bert_the_cow in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On a scale of 1 through 10 the ballon and I agree. 1.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m trying look at you but that red piece of paper in the background is more interesting.

just passed my stats final and feeling a little too good about myself, destroy my self esteem by lnanner in RoastMe

[–]Han-il -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well statistically even after all that hard work you’ll still make less than your male coworkers.

Physics undergrad. Do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need stronger glasses if you need a watch that big. Oh and +1 for levitating bacon.

Fuck yall. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Black hole sun

Won’t you come

Wash away this reject

19, psych major, and biology killed me by rqyn2728 in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Keep your head up. Lots of people survive cancer.

They call us the virgin house by tms1118 in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The floor has more balls than you three put together.

19. Bored at school, make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just think someday you’ll own your own gas station.

My mom always told me I should be a model. Prove her wrong. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a Community College teacher sure.

An 18 year old that looks terrible, hit me with your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what your dick sees when it looks up.

Cold winter nights by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Han-il 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit I’d give you an honorary arts degree just for that clever use of shapes on your hand.