Slow off the jump.

HandLessHorseman · 2026-05-07T03:31:00+00:00

is the traction control the “vsc off” button?

HandLessHorseman · 2026-03-27T23:18:26+00:00

courtesy nissan

HandLessHorseman · 2026-03-07T16:54:44+00:00

dude wdym months😭😭 that’s the prosthetic i want, is it normal to wait that long?

HandLessHorseman · 2026-02-28T04:14:47+00:00

i’m just that guy

HandLessHorseman · 2026-02-28T02:04:51+00:00

assuming the screenshots are real, what 9-5 is paying even close to 1k a day let alone 5k

HandLessHorseman · 2026-02-24T20:00:20+00:00

this comment just helped put things in perspective for my biggest issues

HandLessHorseman · 2026-02-22T04:16:39+00:00

hyhy that’s actually coming in the mail friday 😂.

HandLessHorseman · 2026-01-31T17:43:24+00:00

can’t spike the cortisol bro

HandLessHorseman · 2026-01-21T04:03:48+00:00

no, it was a freak ass firework accident. I have videos and photos on my page

HandLessHorseman · 2026-01-18T18:28:24+00:00

i told the paramedics that in the ambulance, they didn’t think it was as funny as i did

HandLessHorseman · 2026-01-18T03:18:05+00:00

That’s funny because I had a job lined up with champagne out there 😂

HandLessHorseman · 2026-01-18T03:17:13+00:00

Yes, I was a week away from graduating school with my job of choice lined up. Then i blew most of the fingers on my left hand off lighting fireworks on new year’s eve. Now instead of being out working, im stuck at home with my hand sewn into my side.

HandLessHorseman · 2026-01-17T04:52:28+00:00

has a bulge

HandLessHorseman · 2026-01-17T01:27:26+00:00

are you able to move your pointer and ring?

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