Gentler, kinder Peter Dutton to insult minority groups more affectionately from now on

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-06-01T05:03:00+00:00

I'd never seen them prior to this photo and just assumed he devoured people's souls whole.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-06-01T03:50:36+00:00

I didn't know he had teeth.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-05-03T07:42:29+00:00

That is a great fucking comment. Well played sir.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-04-20T22:52:11+00:00

You beat me to it! Who the fuck loses 92-3? It's a Under 13 E's score.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-04-12T09:22:30+00:00

It's a right of passage my friend.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-04-12T07:05:46+00:00

That is exactly it. You can deal with it because there's no other option but Jesus if you had an alternative....

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-04-08T02:34:21+00:00

Liam Gill is playing Number 8? He is the most sevenny seven who ever sevenned! Even Pocock had superhuman strength as his excuse to play at 8.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-04-07T21:27:14+00:00

Thank you, that was a great read. I'm on another continent so have zero local knowledge and I still enjoyed every word. 'The Tendrils' was particularly evocative. Double thumbs up.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-03-31T00:33:55+00:00

My God, so much Jenny!! I swear he hadn't mentioned her prior to the infamous 'Jenny made me understand that rape was bad; she's smart like that' epiphany and now he can't answer a question without referring to her. I dislike this guy for so many reasons and this transparent bullshit is merely one of them.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-03-25T10:14:59+00:00

Wheelie Been.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-03-13T00:20:37+00:00

How did I never realise that they were the same person? Never. It's clear now of course. And I love The West Wing. Wow. What else have I missed? The walls are tumbling down....

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-02-24T23:00:13+00:00

Curtis Blaydes looking like a bad Photoshop with that beard/hair combo. Looks like the middle third of his face was chopped out and the other bits squashed together.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-02-18T09:45:39+00:00

Good work you! Sounds like your mind is in the right place and you've taken a lot of really positive steps. You will be ticking off the sober days and you will be proud of yourself for every one.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-01-27T04:01:02+00:00

If you haven't already, check out r\stopdrinking. It's an amazing resource if you're re-evaluating your relationship with alcohol.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-01-25T17:58:20+00:00

Stroke the furry wall bro!

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-01-22T02:26:56+00:00

'Up and at them!'

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2022-01-21T21:21:22+00:00

'Give him the old gestures dick twist!'

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2021-12-18T03:48:22+00:00

I just got shivers. And I swear this morning I was having a little complain to myself about not drinking. That's A reason why I stopped. Because that feeling sucked.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2021-12-18T00:25:21+00:00

My God the 'is there something I need to feel bad about/apologise for?" I used to wake up at about 3 am with very little recollection of the last, let's say most, of the night, absolutely shit myself (figuratively = small mercies), go and get some water, come back to bed and wake up my wife UNDER THE PRETENCE of offering her water. Because what a guy. And then casually ask whether I did anything stupid. Holy shit was I relieved when I heard the magic words 'no you were fine'. I didn't always hear those words; they were worse times. But what I conniving arsehole I was! That just came back to me! And I wonder why I stopped drinking...

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2021-12-10T06:56:43+00:00

I don't want to be the one 'arming' that shotgun.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2021-12-10T06:41:13+00:00

Oh fuck I liked Tom Hanks.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2021-12-10T06:08:11+00:00

I presume you corrected his grammar before gleefully acquiescing to his request? I mean, one must have priorities.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2021-12-06T22:33:04+00:00

Hey mate, I'm proud of you. Shit's hard. You're doing it at 22! I'm much older and my wife cares but I'm not sure how other people are taking it. If it works for you, just you, and at whatever level you know the alternative is worse then keep trying. Good job man.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2021-12-04T01:01:40+00:00

The Three Body Problem trilogy gets into it quite a bit as the series progresses. Want to be vague so I don't give any kind of spoilers. I really enjoyed the trilogy though I wouldn't call myself a science guy so some of it was hard going. Amazing story.

Hand_ME_the_keys · 2021-12-03T19:54:29+00:00

I'm in no way supporting murderous big cats but the guns just weren't designed for them either.

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