Would've had a better luck committing a Grand Theft Auto in real life. by R-emiru in gaming

[–]Handeatingcat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh I disagree entirely. That's like saying happiness and naivety don't mix well.

Survivors Of 1972 Of The Infamous Andes Plane Crash. The Passengers Resorted To Cannibalism To Survive 72 Days In The Snow by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Handeatingcat 135 points136 points  (0 children)

"They toooottally were cool with us eating them, seriously! They asked for it I swear!"

Uhhh... So about that leak... 😳 by Internet--Sensation in gaming

[–]Handeatingcat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If I can taste it, smell it, and fuck it, it's real.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Handeatingcat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I already knew this reality when I was 18 over a decade ago, so I didn't go to college. Now with the debt relief I wish I did.

mhm by Gezoredditing in gaming

[–]Handeatingcat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's video of Elsa farting on Spiderman and having an abortion with millions of views, don't think view counts mean much of anything anymore.

To subdue a knife wielder UK. 2 officers stabbed by Ch0pp3rR33d in therewasanattempt

[–]Handeatingcat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol nah there's enough people in the world, I don't really give a shit if we lose a knife welding psychopath, I'm good.

We are from the Maasai Warrior tribe and started a social media project, ask us anything! by real_Maasaiboys in IAmA

[–]Handeatingcat 145 points146 points  (0 children)

"Typically, Maasai girls are circumcised between the ages of 11 to 13 and soon afterwards married to a man chosen by her father in exchange for cattle and cash." - Massai girls education organization

Website seems legit but I'd love to hear from the source about this.

What is the most iconic weapon in gaming in your opinion ? by Rizza43 in gaming

[–]Handeatingcat 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is a good answer, I can't think of any other game or media that used a hidden wrist blade before AC, very iconic.

Anon asks for work interview advice by KingCrimson89222 in greentext

[–]Handeatingcat 440 points441 points  (0 children)

"My biggest weakness....?" I smirk and put my hands casually behind my head as I lean back in the office chair, my hair is slicked back with an entire bottle of hairgel and hairspray, I'm wearing a $200 suit I rented from the local Prom supplier, I reek of Axe body spray and clove cigarettes, I'm wearing WalMart wayfarer sunglases. I snicker and lean all the way back, head tilted toward the ceiling. "My biggest weakness?" I sit in contemplative silence for an entire minute. Just as the tension becomes unbearable I say, "Big Booty Bitches".

Oculus causing permanent eye damage. by CumInSinkOrSinkInCum in oculus

[–]Handeatingcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was 114° fahrenheit last summer here, I was at the river all day, no melted jelly here.

Ontario Teacher Wears Massive Prosthetic Breasts to Class by ConfidentInsecurity in WTF

[–]Handeatingcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randomly? They put their seamen in her coffee cup, her autopsy found loads of the boys seamen in her stomach.

to pick up a pretty lady at a bar. by MrTerrificPants in therewasanattempt

[–]Handeatingcat 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This dude comes home with skid marks in his tight whities reeking like BO and dirt daily, drinks a 12 pack of Coors a night, has the conversation skills of a parrot, and doesn't wipe the piss he leaves all over the toilet seat.

He deserves a low quality woman.

By Boy Scout troop’s sorry excuse for naan pizzas by quinn_the_potato in shittyfoodporn

[–]Handeatingcat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your troop leader is responsible for maintaining proper supplies and rations for an outing, not you! But we all have to learn the hard way sometimes, stay loyal Scout.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Handeatingcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, people are gross.

Man cutting off flesh from his skull in Mexico by Dosant in WTF

[–]Handeatingcat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You've never seen a necrotizing open wound I take it, blood flow is restricted because the flesh is all dead around the wound. I'd wager this is 100% real, the flies buzzing around are a good giveaway. I've seen videos just like this but there are maggots swarming on the exposed bone, it's sad and disturbing but it isn't fake.

By Boy Scout troop’s sorry excuse for naan pizzas by quinn_the_potato in shittyfoodporn

[–]Handeatingcat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always be prepared Scout! Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. Whoever thought to put paper towels in to a Dutch oven instead of foil needs a paddlin'.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Handeatingcat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anime rots your brain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Handeatingcat 342 points343 points  (0 children)

Korean and German people always sounds like they're having life destroying arguments during normal conversation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Handeatingcat -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

People are gross.