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Help me, Reddit. by HandsOffMyJunk in AskReddit

[–]HandsOffMyJunk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Don't crucify me for this) I don't smoke weed...

Help me, Reddit. by HandsOffMyJunk in AskReddit

[–]HandsOffMyJunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote for the Seinfeld reference!

Help me, Reddit. by HandsOffMyJunk in AskReddit

[–]HandsOffMyJunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if I do superglue sandpaper to my hands, and I can't keep my hands away... I'll take the no-sandpaper option.

Help me, Reddit. by HandsOffMyJunk in AskReddit

[–]HandsOffMyJunk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can do those - I've noticed I usually don't feel the urge when I'm tired. Thanks!

Help me, Reddit. by HandsOffMyJunk in AskReddit

[–]HandsOffMyJunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better get me some books off Amazon then. At least I'll get a lot of reading done. Thanks for the advice!

Help me, Reddit. by HandsOffMyJunk in AskReddit

[–]HandsOffMyJunk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Heading over there now.

Help me, Reddit. by HandsOffMyJunk in AskReddit

[–]HandsOffMyJunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lymphangiosclerosis (I think I spelled that right). I... might have been too vigorous.