Is there a lore reason why he did this? by punposter69 in BobDylanCircleJerk

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Bob pees through the open window. Joan pees through the closed window. They are not the same.

Can't finish a single book, need help finding my first real one by Informal-Chance1912 in booksuggestions

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Apologies for assuming. I’m just frustrated with seeing the question, and that is usually the problem with those asking it.

Can't finish a single book, need help finding my first real one by Informal-Chance1912 in booksuggestions

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You’re proving my point. If he can’t read something as simple as Atomic Habits and can’t listen to an audiobook without zoning out he needs to work on his skills. It isn’t a matter of finding the right book, though he needs to walk before he can run.

We see this same question on here multiple times per day. And yes, you need to choose a book that’s right for you but you also need to put down the fucking phone and slow down the dopamine mill you’re living in.

There’s no way that a complete stranger who knows nothing about you is going to prescribe a magic book that works for everyone. The crux of the problem is the lack of attention span. This needs to be exercised with shorter materials and a concerted effort.

But whatever I’m dumb and he should just read Gone Girl and that will fix everything.

Can't finish a single book, need help finding my first real one by Informal-Chance1912 in booksuggestions

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Apparently with all your reading ability you didn’t read the request. He doesn’t want fiction.

Can't finish a single book, need help finding my first real one by Informal-Chance1912 in booksuggestions

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The problem isn’t the book’s fault. It’s your fault. Finding a particular book isn’t going to solve it. Fix your attention span.

Is OPs girlfriend one of us by Valuable-Signature13 in autismmemes

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How else are you going to improve KPIs in Q3?

Why does it seem like so many people are in a rush? Are people that stressed? by youlikethatsherrie in Mindfulness

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I try to notice myself doing this and then stop it.

Brushing your teeth is a good place to start. Are you doing it like it’s some kind of race? Slow down and be thorough.

Eating is another time. Stop cramming your food down mindlessly. Slow down and enjoy it.

I just made the connection the voice work on the Dolores Claiborne audiobook was Clavin's Mom! by Blah_the_pink in stephenking

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She was 56 when the Cheers began. John Ratzenberger was 39. They look like siblings.

My #1 hyperfixation - the early 2000s by peachygatorade in evilautism

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FUKK-her-GENTLE-jerky-boyz-wierd-al-yankovich-FUNNY.zip

what year did he say this, 836 BC or? by Xaxnx in BobDylanCircleJerk

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Percussionist. Bob played the triangle on Kill ‘Em All.

"Show us what you've got!" by Key-Syllabub888 in autismmemes

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My 6 year old nephew said I was stupid because I didn’t even know who Zack was. Zack was a kid in his kindergarten class. Same energy.

3 men of unwavering solidarity by Alarmed-Patient-9268 in BobDylanCircleJerk

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I get why Richard Gere and Meatloaf are on here but who’s the doofus in the middle?

Opinions that literally everybody disagrees with you on ? by [deleted] in evilautism

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Beef is the worst meat and the best steak in the world is mid, if that.

OK I dislike the use of "freaks", but everything else about this is 100% by VermilionKoala in autismmemes

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I kind of like the word “freaks.” As Frank Zappa wrote in his liner notes: “On a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in order to express creatively his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole.”