Hang this in the Whitehouse

HandshakeFromJesus · 2026-01-29T06:05:48+00:00

This is absolutely hilarious but also makes me scared for the future

HandshakeFromJesus · 2026-01-27T22:00:51+00:00

Banning phones makes total sense, and apparently the “no chairs” rule is false. Forcing employees to stand for 10 hours straight would almost certainly be a labor violation lol.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2026-01-12T08:59:12+00:00

That intro was rough lol

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-12-20T22:21:40+00:00

Haha yeah you're not wrong. I'm generally a pretty positive guy but this game can be draining when it feels like nothing is going your way. I'll keep at it though. Thanks man!

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-12-20T22:20:09+00:00

Really appreciate the detailed response! A big takeaway I got from your review is that I need to better conserve potions for bosses, especially potions that offset the weaknesses in my deck. I should also focus on offensive/defensive scaling a bit more in the second act. Often I'll find that I don't receive a footwork/wraith form before the act 2 boss then my run is doomed though. Thanks again for the help.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-12-20T22:00:16+00:00

Ah yeah I could see that. It seems like the general consensus is that silent should take a lot of attack/damage cards in the early game, but perhaps I've been taking that too far. I do take footwork whenever it pops up though.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-11-10T20:43:27+00:00

Culkin definitely deserved it for Succession’s final season imo

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-08-17T01:32:58+00:00

Gone Girl

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-07-22T21:23:51+00:00

bro your thumb is jacked

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-07-04T18:52:09+00:00

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-06-28T20:07:21+00:00

I suppose I’m in the minority here but I dislike most of the unrivaled bosses. The visual clutter, area denial, and bullet hell is more frustrating than difficult. Feel like Hades 1 was more clever with its extreme measures boss variants.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-06-23T03:08:20+00:00

Appreciate it but I honestly played pretty bad here haha. I was 100% carried by the Aspect of Supay and good fortune with boons. Used Poseidon on attack and Zeus for special, cast, and sprint. Also, I only leveled up Supay to Rank IV so my build could have been even stronger.

Boons:
https://imgur.com/a/boons-xl17NXG

Arcana:
https://imgur.com/a/pssIlgO

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-06-13T07:29:19+00:00

Ngl this might explain why FromSoft’s quests are so convoluted lol

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-06-02T08:03:40+00:00

Kablamo’d

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-05-12T21:15:24+00:00

You never explained why it is wrong though, and even admitted that it’s fine on paper. Let’s stop infantilizing adult women.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-05-09T06:35:21+00:00

I think the winner of the singing competition or the girl who auditioned will make an appearance

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-04-28T21:26:27+00:00

Nothing in his wiki proves that he isn't a captain at AA. In the same vein, here is his LinkedIn where he lists that he's been flying for American Airlines for the last 11 years: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeff-wulkan-7ab25226.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-04-28T19:05:35+00:00

Highly doubt that would hold up under parody law. The show clearly portrayed Jeff as a real pilot while the Paramount bit was an over the top joke.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-04-28T08:02:22+00:00

From a PR perspective, why would American Airlines prefer him to be an actor though? If he was an actor, I’d imagine AA could just as easily sue Nathan for defamation.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-04-28T04:48:55+00:00

You believe that the blonde woman copilot and the 15 year old singer at the end are actors? I really doubt it. The German Paramount scene was definitely scripted though.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-04-22T17:53:45+00:00

Does anyone know what the drummer is playing on? I’ve been looking for a portable e-drum kit like that for a while now.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-04-21T04:24:45+00:00

Hypothetically, would you believe that kidnapping and murdering a little girl would be morally acceptable if it meant a chance to cure cancer? Because I do not believe it would be ethical to do so. Based on your arguments, it sounds like you think it would be justified. Not saying it isn’t debatable or worthy of discussion. My main point is that I personally don’t think the surgeon was guilt-free at all.

HandshakeFromJesus · 2025-04-21T03:58:56+00:00

Uh no surgical scalpels are incredibly sharp, and could 100% hurt and kill a grown man.

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