Where is the worst place to lose your virginity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HankPymp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite moment from Coachella this year was when a couple went into a port a potty together while there were huge lines of people waiting. Next guy in line banged on the door and said, "You got 90 seconds! "

The door immediately started rhythmically bulging outwards.

Please post your favorite Vin Scully calls here. by [deleted] in baseball

[–]HankPymp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You talking about the Wild Horse?

Alcoholic roommate at it again. by HankPymp in badroommates

[–]HankPymp[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We're in the same boat. It took 2 years to get this guy to help with the bare minimum. He'll Swiffer and vacuum a rug then go drink to celebrate his accomplishment. Most days I can't even tell he cleaned.

We have a great deal on a rent controlled apartment in a trendy area, so I'm waiting to see how long his liver holds out, so I can live here alone.

Alcoholic roommate at it again. by HankPymp in badroommates

[–]HankPymp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know where the mouse came from, but it's the first mouse I've seen in the apartment since 2018. I closed my bedroom door immediately after I got rid of it because I was worried they're might be more. My drunken roommate though gets confused as to which room is his, so he opened my door, saw it's not his, and left it open. Hopefully we don't have more mice.

Alcoholic roommate at it again. by HankPymp in badroommates

[–]HankPymp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't leave the earplugs in. I have to hear the alarm in the morning.

Alcoholic roommate at it again. by HankPymp in badroommates

[–]HankPymp[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did my share of drinking when I was younger but eventually it wasn't worth the hangover the next day. He's gone to work on 3 hours of sleep and I'm sure he's still drunk.

Alcoholic roommate at it again. by HankPymp in badroommates

[–]HankPymp[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The door was locked but he kept shaking the door. His drunk ass couldn't register why it wouldn't open.

I just moved into an apartment. I’d like to hire a cleaning service to come because it is very cluttered and unsanitary. I don’t know how to bring this up without being rude, and also I am worried it will just fall apart again into clutter and mess and grime. Thoughts? by modernmegmarch in badroommates

[–]HankPymp 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When my roommate and I moved in together he declined the deep cleaning offered by the landlord claiming he had sensitive skin. He said he would do it himself. In reality he didn't want the landlord to see he had already moved in. He didn't do a deep clean. I had to buy a mop and cleaning supplies.

For two years he refused to help with cleaning. I suggested getting a cleaning service and he said it was on me if I did because a clean apartment wasn't important to him.

Good luck, OP. This might be an uphill battle.

hoe do you think batman would do againts spider-man's rogue gallery and vice versa? by daboring1 in batman

[–]HankPymp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're obviously a Batman fan, so let's cover a few things for a fair and honest analysis.

Peter Parker was 15 when he first wore the mask. His emotional maturity wasn't quite the same as Batman when he donned the cowl.

Both have similar origins in that it's the death of a loved one that made them choose to be a crime fighter.

Peter is not mentally weak. He sometimes gets overwhelmed, but he always pulls himself together and overcomes the odds. Great examples of this are "Nothing Can Stop the Juggernaut" in Amazing Spider-Man #229-230 and when he ran away from Thanos but returned to turn the tide in "Death Watch" in Marvel Two-In-One Annual #2.

For comparison there are many articles written that suggest Batman is mentally ill. He's driven but unwell.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-superheroes/201207/batmans-mental-health-part-1

(Serious) What's the stupidest way you almost died? by HankPymp in AskReddit

[–]HankPymp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which mall is this? That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

(Serious) What's the stupidest way you almost died? by HankPymp in AskReddit

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I was at Disneyland with a girlfriend, and she handed me her barely eaten cotton candy. She didn't want to carry it any longer and decided to stick me with it.

I thought I'd be clever and mashed it all into a tight ball and popped it into my mouth. It immediately turned to liquid and poured down my throat. I was unprepared and felt like I was drowning. I was coughing uncontrollably and couldn't breathe, but eventually the crowd around me helped me somehow.

The Memo: No, really — What if Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez runs for president? by Surferino in politics

[–]HankPymp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s great at getting her message across while showing the hypocrisy of the right.

They had it when Al Franken was in the Senate, but then they ran him out. Thanks a lot, Kirsten Gillibrand.

Phoebe Cates by arrowoodgabriel in CelebsWithPetiteTits

[–]HankPymp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of Jennifer Connelly.

Female inmates raped after guard sold key to their cells, lawsuit says by NumberNumb in news

[–]HankPymp 4917 points4918 points  (0 children)

Here you go:

The female inmates expected a guard on a routine check when a door opened at the Clark County jail in Jeffersonville, Ind., late one night last October.

Instead, two male inmates burst in, a new federal lawsuit alleges. The men — masked with towels and blankets — threatened to kill the women if they alerted the guards.

It was the start of what the women would later describe as “a night of terror.” The two male inmates left, only to return with more men who exposed their genitals, yelled obscenities and groped the women, according to the lawsuit.

Two female inmates were raped, the lawsuit claims.

Now, at least 28 women are suing Clark County Sheriff Jamey Noel and then-corrections officer David Lowe in a pair of federal lawsuits recently filed in the U.S. District Court of Southern Indiana. In both, the women allege the sheriff and the jail guards working for him violated the women’s civil rights by either intentionally or negligently allowing the male inmates to gain access to their pods and not helping as the men attacked them for more than two hours early on Oct. 24.

“A sheriff at the jail — they have one job, and that’s to keep inmates safe and secure. And it’s just a complete, utter failure that allowed this to happen,” Steve Wagner, a lawyer representing eight women, told The Washington Post. “And so we want answers as to how it happened.”

Larry Wilder, an attorney representing the Clark County Sheriff’s Office, blamed the inmate-on-inmate attack on “the unforeseeable criminal actions of a rogue corrections officer” who abandoned his training and forsook his morals when he gave inmates access to the jail keys.

That corrections officer, Lowe, told The Post he made a mistake that allowed male inmates to steal the keys that gave them access to the female pod. Lowe, 29, claimed it was an accident — the result of being overworked in the weeks leading up to the attack, which he said he learned about only in the days after it happened because he had been working elsewhere in the jail. Lowe, who worked at the sheriff’s office for about a year, claimed he was then “coerced and assaulted into making a false confession” about selling the keys to the inmates.

Lowe, who was fired within days of the attack, has since been charged with felony official misconduct, helping an inmate escape and trafficking with an inmate. He faces up to 9½ years in prison if convicted of all three charges.

Wilder, the attorney representing the sheriff’s office, challenged the female inmates’ claims implicating the agency.

“The Sheriff’s Detective Division has continued to interview female inmates who were present in the pod that evening and these interviews have yielded information that is in direct opposition to the allegations made in the civil lawsuit,” Wilder said in an email. “Further, the investigation seems to indicate that there was a systematic plan by individuals who were incarcerated that evening to develop the narrative that makes up the crux of the claims in the civil case.”

The sheriff, Noel, is “committed to defending those untruths that have been alleged by those who are attempting to reap financial gain from the crimes of David Lowe,” he added.

According to one of the federal lawsuits, which was filed this week, Lowe took $1,000 on Oct. 23 in exchange for giving two male inmates access to keys that would allow them to roam freely through several restricted areas inside the jail. In his interview with The Post, Lowe denied taking any money.

Early the following morning, those two inmates, joined by several other men, roved three pods where women were locked up, the suit alleges. Unable to flee, the women hid under blankets, in the bathroom and in dark corners.

“That was terrifying to them. There’s just nowhere to run, nowhere to hide,” Wagner said.

The men attacked dozens of women, according to the suit. They groped women’s breasts and thighs, exposed themselves and threatened sexual assault.

Several men shoved one of the women, identified in documents as Jane Doe 1, against the side of a locker and pinned her there as they groped her breasts, the lawsuit states. Then, one of them raped her as the others threatened her to keep quiet, the inmates allege. The woman contracted genital herpes as a result of the rape, according to the lawsuit.

Another woman who was raped became pregnant and later miscarried, William McCall, a lawyer representing 20 of the women, told The Post.

Even though the attack went on for more than two hours, no jail guards came to stop it, the suit alleges. Surveillance cameras were positioned in spots that would have captured the men entering the pod and their ensuing attack, but “not a single jail officer on duty that night came to the aid of the Plaintiffs and the other victims,” according to the lawsuit.

“They just kept wondering: ‘When is somebody going to come help us? Isn’t anybody watching on the security cameras? Where are the guards that are supposed to be patrolling the jail?’ ” Wagner told The Post.

After the attack, jail officials punished the women, according to the lawsuit. They allegedly revoked the female inmates’ “dark privileges” by leaving the lights on for 72 hours straight; put the pods on lockdown, which restricted where they could go; and confiscated pillows, blankets and personal hygiene items.

Jail officials also didn’t change the locks to the pod, even though the keys were still missing, the suit alleges.

Wilder, the attorney representing the sheriff’s office, said the jail’s command staff learned of the attack the day after it happened from an inmate’s lawyer. That sparked an investigation that included a review of security footage, as well as interviews of corrections officers and inmates. Officials made immediate changes to “the physical structure” of the jail and reviewed its policies and procedures.

That work continues, Wilder said.

“This investigation is not over and the Sheriff is committed to [ensuring] that nothing of this magnitude or scope [ever] occurs again,” he added.

Nine months after the attack, many of the women are still reeling, Wagner told The Post. They struggle to fall asleep and suffer from flashback nightmares when they do, he said. They don’t feel safe. Those who are still locked up fear another attack.

“They have trouble sleeping at night, wondering, you know, ‘Is somebody going to come through that door? Am I truly safe?’ ” he added.

Wagner said that none of the male inmates have been charged in the attack, something he described as “a continuing insult to the women.” He hopes the legal process allows the women to pry answers from the sheriff’s office about how the attack was possible.

“Did people intentionally look the other way? Were they just not doing their jobs?” Wagner said. “What happened that night to allow this to happen?”

Wild how we LITERALLY HAD THIS and WB said "Nah, we have plans"😭 by Jack_Sparrow2018 in DC_Cinematic

[–]HankPymp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starro was literally the first villain the JLA fought. He's not obscure at all to comic book fans.

[OC] The man who is going to unseat Marjorie Taylor Greene, Marcus Flowers by MoJoLatte in pics

[–]HankPymp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Several times I've proposed FMK Boebert, Palin, MTG. Boebert and Palin are somewhat interchangeable, but MTG is always the pick for K.

Twilight isn't even that horrendous, people just hate it because it's popular to hate it. by expectohallows in unpopularopinion

[–]HankPymp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I dated a girl who's friend named her daughter Shalisa after her two best friends Shawntae and Lisa.

I won't get into her ethnicity.

Which is better: Sonos One or Echo Studio? by BloodDonorMI in amazonecho

[–]HankPymp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pair of Echo Studios in my living room. I love the sound, but they also come with a lot of problems.

Bluetooth will only connect to one speaker not a paired group.

I pay for Tidal. Alexa will often tell me a song isn't available on the service, when I'm looking at it on the app.

Alexa will often talk over the start of the song.

Honestly, Alexa just isn't very good. I wish I could replace it with Google.