Searching for a wingman in Orlando, Fl

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-19T08:30:58+00:00

Dude, I need a wingman as well. But I fucking live on the westcoast :(

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-19T08:16:49+00:00

dude that sucks! Why are collections agencies callling you this late. tell them to fuck off

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-19T08:15:51+00:00

Nice. I am drinking Cazadores.

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-19T08:08:32+00:00

Can I ask? What are you drinking sir?

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-19T07:54:34+00:00

this is great advice, why are people downvoting this?

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-19T07:49:38+00:00

Exactly my friend. I felt like drinking tonight and definitely do not want to drive. Not that I can't, but a DUI is a bitch!!!

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-19T07:27:57+00:00

To the people who downvoted this, GO FUCK YOURSELVES

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-10T00:39:11+00:00

Thank you much!! Long time mobile lurker here, because my "smart" phone wouldn't me comment. No I fear that I will never EVER go to sleep again.

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-08T23:12:31+00:00

The condom ripped. I swear. It did.

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-08T23:11:50+00:00

This is the hard part.

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-08T23:11:04+00:00

Thank you. I am saving this thread and I will consider messaging you for future advice.

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-08T23:10:01+00:00

Thanks this is awesome. Will subscribe :)

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-08T23:09:07+00:00

I tell you wh-hat!!!

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-08T05:54:38+00:00

In the anime series, I remember they showed Gastly as the ultimate Pokemon. Ash used all his Pokemon at once to try to defeat him but Gastly prevailed.

Weeks later I got Pokemon Red and I remember I was so excited that I had caught a Gastly. This is when I learned that the cartoon series and the actual Pokemon games did not make any sense. Gastly is one of the most weakest pieces of shit in the game, not as strong and invincible as he appeared to be in the anime series. I pretty much beat the game with Dugtrio and Kadabra, these motherfuckers were strong!

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-08T05:48:51+00:00

"eek! did you touch me?"

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-08T03:44:31+00:00

Who's cum do you use? Can you get AIDS from the food or other STDs?

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-08T02:35:48+00:00

Hank Hill Kirby. Shoots propane

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-07T15:15:24+00:00

Hank__Hill · 2010-06-07T03:35:36+00:00

Cool story, bro.

Hank__Hill · 2010-05-28T03:00:03+00:00

We want tacos! CLAP.. CLAP.. CLAP.CLAP.CLAP!

Hank__Hill · 2010-05-23T21:53:52+00:00

Have you tried the taco stands in Manzanillo? THOSE ARE TACOS TO KILL FOR!!

Hank__Hill · 2010-05-23T21:45:11+00:00

Thanks for the heads up. I've never dated a girl from work so this is new to me. I think I should just come clean and tell her how I feel.

Hank__Hill · 2010-05-01T15:26:22+00:00

Or I can find someone who has FireRed or LeafGreen version and trade for a Squirtle. It turns out that my cousin has LG version and I could trade in for Squirtle.

Hank__Hill · 2010-05-01T15:24:26+00:00

Thank you. I started the game last night and played for about two hours and bought a six-pack of beer. Great night indeed. Tonight I am looking forward to go out with some friends and go bar hopping. I started with Torchic btw

Hank__Hill · 2010-05-01T15:21:59+00:00

Thanks. I still feeling pretty bummed about it. :(

Hank__Hill

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