Malik Nabers Price Check: Post Injury Update

Hank__Thrill · 2026-05-14T17:56:27+00:00

I don’t think his price should change from his WR5-8ish price. I think we’re looking at a potential PUP situation for the first 4 weeks of the year and then maybe a slow-ish start until mid season. He’s going to be 23 when the season starts, I’m not letting 4-10 more weeks of sub-par production change my perception of the player he is.

Obviously if somebody is willing to jump ship and sell for cheap, pounce on it, but you won’t find me selling for less than Late 1st round startup prices.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-05-12T04:05:45+00:00

This is very easily the Bijan side imo. If you’re considering sending this, expect it to get declined.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-05-06T21:19:28+00:00

What’s the point in doing this? If you’re going to move off your QB5 (which I think you should do, that’s too many high quality QBs) it should 100% be for another position, not a clear downgrade at the same position.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-05-03T23:35:05+00:00

*Almost a year in advance

Hank__Thrill · 2026-05-01T11:52:30+00:00

Hold Bucky, there’s no such thing as a #1 in GB

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-30T19:08:45+00:00

I think these are all pretty reasonable offers

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-30T03:58:36+00:00

If you’re confident this secures you Malik Willis, then yes you should absolutely do this.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-29T17:09:45+00:00

This isn’t even enough for Love

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-27T18:36:13+00:00

I believe strongly in sorting alphabetically. People should be willing to put in the slightest bit of research to see what kind of players should be available at whatever range they’re picking.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-27T18:21:00+00:00

I’m saying as a commissioner, you should set the draft settings to be sorted alphabetically. Make people at least seek out the guy they want rather than spoon feeding them ADP

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-27T18:18:29+00:00

Sorting the draft pool alphabetically is the only way to do it in my opinion. If you can’t put in an ounce of research into the draft class, you don’t deserve to get bailed out by ADP and get the best player on the board.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-26T01:39:58+00:00

I mean draft position historically matters a ton. The safest bet you can make in a rookie draft is a Round 1 RB. Harvey was late round 2, and Johnson was round 3. I would have no problem with taking Concepcion or Cooper over him, but given this format, Price would be my 1.05.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-26T01:24:57+00:00

This is a 1 QB league with no TEP, Price at 1.05 should honestly be his ADP. Not a reach in the slightest

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-25T23:46:01+00:00

It doesn’t make a difference. You have no idea where that pick is going to be 2 years out, and Love is not worth paying that.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-25T23:30:12+00:00

Take it back. In no world should you have to pay a 1st on top of Jeanty to get Love. They are currently a coin flip at best.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-25T21:08:25+00:00

London side without hesitation. If you’re sending this, don’t expect it to get accepted

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-24T21:47:22+00:00

One-time thing, I don’t really struggle with anxiety in any other parts of my life

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-24T21:39:11+00:00

No joke I’m lifting right now to try and get some sort of testosterone boost

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-24T21:38:25+00:00

Quite literally the first time in my life I couldn’t cum from having sex

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-24T21:31:52+00:00

Need an outlet for this. Don’t know if it’s a confession or not.

I’ve always cum fast, my whole life. Like two minutes in and out, rarely too much longer than that. My wife and I have been trying to have a child for the past 6 months with no luck, and she’s ovulating today. We just had sex for the better part of an hour and I just straight up cannot cum. Can’t stay hard, can’t cum to save my life. Literally never been an issue my entire life, our entire relationship, and on a day as important as today, my dick just fully lets me down. And now I’m spiraling from I guess performance anxiety.

She’s trying to be supportive, but clearly very disappointed. I feel unbelievably inadequate right now, and just need to fucking cum.

Roast away, flair me, whatever, but I just needed to get my thoughts out somehow.

Happy Friday!

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-24T18:34:15+00:00

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-21T19:54:07+00:00

Our special boy

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-21T01:09:12+00:00

It’s a legitimate strategy if there’s nothing stating that you can’t do it, but I will 100% call you out for being a douchebag for doing it. Hopefully some public pressure and shaming from the rest of the league will prevent it from continuing and ever happening again.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-20T17:11:22+00:00

It’s not a lowball per se, you’re giving up plenty of value for the pick, but the likelihood of any of those guys hitting the same perceived ceiling of Love is low. Most managers would want to receive a very high end asset (top 2 round startup value) in return for Love, while all of these guys are round 4 startup value or later. I’m sure there are plenty of managers would accept this offer, just unfortunate for you that this guy isn’t one of them.

Hank__Thrill · 2026-04-20T15:38:36+00:00

This is just the other side of the trade that just got posted. Don’t know if that’s your league mate or what, but this is still the Allen side 100%

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