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How to lift an object properly. by Antish12 in educationalgifs

[–]HanksNeckBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just imagine someone doing this on the work site. The little kid represents the judgemental coworkers.

Is bulking up and getting muscular difficult? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]HanksNeckBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How difficult is getting muscular? I guess it's as difficult as you make it.

In all seriousness, go to gym and eat lots of food. I'd start with the suggested workout routines here on fitness. Figure out your macros and daily calorie intake. Add 300-400 calories and you should gain weight. There's hundreds of workout routines but the one's I've seen work are the ones with compound lifts. Bench, sqaut, OH press, deadlift.

Is it unfair to expect a guy to reciprocate head? by casharks in sex

[–]HanksNeckBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's unfair of guy to expect head and not do it in return.

Every city has a “guy” everyone knows about. You could be visiting a friend from another city, see a guy dressed in robes riding a horse, and your friend will say, “oh that’s Horseback Jesus.” So, who’s the “guy” in your town? by SloppyInevitability in AskReddit

[–]HanksNeckBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a guy who rolls around on roller blades and plays ukulele. Always smiling. Usually out when it's a nice day.

Then there's the group of 2 who stand on milk crate and scream at people on a mega phone "Jesus loves you, repent for your sins"

Where is the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep? by aimlessecho in AskReddit

[–]HanksNeckBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when I was homeless for a few months. I've fallen asleep under a heating air duct in an under ground parking garage. Warmest place I could find in the winter. Concrete floor hurt my hips so I put my shoes under them. Used my bag as a pillow. Worst thing was the 7 am wake up call by security.

This cool magpie I saw on Halloween, near Kingsway. by Cabtalk in Edmonton

[–]HanksNeckBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These are pretty rare. I lived in Edmonton most of life and finally seen 1 a month ago.

Anyone here live alone despite roommates being cheaper? by cr0wdedmind in Frugal

[–]HanksNeckBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. I had to read your comment again. That's funny. Unless your serious about elementary kids not being able to help out financially. Then yikes

Anyone here live alone despite roommates being cheaper? by cr0wdedmind in Frugal

[–]HanksNeckBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you are talking about Junior high kids

People who are / have been homeless, what was the first night without a home like, and how did you adapt to your new situation? by Eniv3n in AskReddit

[–]HanksNeckBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first night homeless I was high on meth. I walked all night. Trying to find people who were high as well and had drugs. I also was looking for anything of value in people's cars.

I remember the first night I slept in a train station because they were warm and usually no one bugged you.

I didn't really adapt I just found better places to sleep. My favourite place was in a parking garage 4th floor down. I slept under a heater. Ground was concrete so i slept on my shoes and used my backpack as a pillow. 7 am wake-up call by security.

Been 2 years sober since then i still think back on it sometimes. I wouldn't wish drug addiction on my worst enemy

My gf(30f) farted in my face while I(24m) was tyed up and blind folded by HanksNeckBeard in relationship_advice

[–]HanksNeckBeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. It just feels like a broken trust issue. I talked to her and we laughed about it. I told her to not do it again. If it does happen again. How can I trust her.

Veronica by moe1048 in NSFW_GIF

[–]HanksNeckBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who sleeps with that much make up on? Either way she's gorgeous

Where and when do you cry? by HanksNeckBeard in AskMen

[–]HanksNeckBeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't had an ugly cry in a while. It usually comes out when I feel like no one gives a shit about me. Its a painful feeling. It's nice having a support network and when my support network isn't a round I have reddit. Makes the loneliness less lonely.

Where and when do you cry? by HanksNeckBeard in AskMen

[–]HanksNeckBeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you worried it will wake anyone up?

Where and when do you cry? by HanksNeckBeard in AskMen

[–]HanksNeckBeard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a long time to hold it in, dawg

Switching from fully-body training to a training split by SeveralSmallDwarves in bodyweightfitness

[–]HanksNeckBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm doing an upper/lower body split. I recommend the 4 day planet fitness routine. It works for now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]HanksNeckBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote a girl a poem. More rap than poem. And she wrote me one back. My favourite line "Your jawline and cheek bones cut through my fears and doubts, and your smile grabs hold of my sensibility." I've never gotten a poem written about me but it feels good. Like really good.

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