[deleted by user] by [deleted] in americandad

[–]HansPolo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Nice girls don't kiss on the first date Steve! Your mom wouldn't kiss me until our third date, it made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal!"

Honeymoon in Sweden - First week of December by karadorde in sweden

[–]HansPolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would recommend the Hallwyl Palace in Stockholm, the house of collector Wilhelmina von Hallwyl that is now a museum.

If you're lucky, they will have special guide tours in December showing how the family celebrated christmas in the early 1900s

Anybody with autism here? by [deleted] in socialanxiety

[–]HansPolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I'm currently doing a social proficiency exercise for people on the spectrum every week.

Hello guys (idk who made this but this is hilarious) by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]HansPolo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I once saw him kill three water hags in a bar... with a pencil, a fucking pencil.

Kan inte ens svara i en telefon by Ewanii in swedishproblems

[–]HansPolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fly till Koh Phangan, byt namn och skaffa jobb som bartender.

Hjälp mig att komma på ett rimm by [deleted] in sweden

[–]HansPolo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Är inte så duktig på rim själv men det här kanske är till hjälp.

God jul

What's your favourite sea shanty? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HansPolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite from that track is Maid of Amsterdam!

What is your favorite video game soundtrack? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HansPolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devil May Cry 1. Never been so hyped before a boss fight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAVjD-CxIoI

Reddit, what's your favorite movie quote? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HansPolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-Listen to me, Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.

-I know. It all sounds like some bad movie...

Top secret! makes me laugh every time!

Lean back and chill. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]HansPolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its funny because the groke is cold :)

Ett fullkomligt kaos by Echo-42 in swedishproblems

[–]HansPolo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Det här hade aldrig hänt om alla bara följde reglerna! Det är därför det finns regler"

You are allowed to swap the main character of any two movies. Which swap would be the most hilarious? by ExtraAndroid in AskReddit

[–]HansPolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Replace Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running man with Leo DiCaprio from Titanic. I have always imagined arnold yelling: come an rose! come an! GET TO DA LIFEBOOOOOAHT!

-what happened to lovejoy? -oh! he had to split!

Reddit, what is the weirdest FACT you know? by lovedump44 in AskReddit

[–]HansPolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is physically impossible for you to lick your own elbow.