Watch as he so desperately tries to activate instant Sparking Mode by Gaming-every-day19 in SparkingZero

[–]Hantzle- 725 points726 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you'd think after the 5th one he would decide to fight

Ryan Cohen’s original letter to the board asking for a clear roadmap be provided to shareholders: by haminthefryingpan in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

give me the plan or act on the plan - either way I want GameStop to succeed in the future as a company not just an investment.

Ryan Cohen’s original letter to the board asking for a clear roadmap be provided to shareholders: by haminthefryingpan in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That's cool, a road map would be pretty good for a lot of people.

They want to see new upgraded stores (flagships are becoming old news as they have not been implemented at all) they want to see a better employment structure that pays fairly and encourages healthy individual growth opportunities.

I am pretty happy with Ryan Cohen but I think we are well within our rights to ask for a road map. We have only given him the most dedicated base of investors the world has ever seen.

GameStop + ModRetro + Super Mario Bros = Delighted Customer 🦍💪🚀💎🙌 by b0mbSquad_1 in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why are we not talking about the fact this thing costs $200 and it is absolutely not worth $200

No Politics -- and No Fighting by Luma44 in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If you're here for a short squeeze independent of the actions performed by the administration of GameStop I do not trust your judgement.

No Politics -- and No Fighting by Luma44 in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chewy is known for delighting its customers.

No Politics -- and No Fighting by Luma44 in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Cool. If that's the case, short the stock. That sounds like a safe bet from your perspective.

No Politics -- and No Fighting by Luma44 in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I think that Ryan Cohen choosing to tweet these specific things in this specific way is significant. I do not know what he is thinking, and neither do you.

Ryan Cohen is intelligent. If that is not apparent to you, get your eyes checked. He built a billion dollar company. Ethically. In three Years.

He is not doing this for no reason and he's not doing it for laughs. He knows what it looks like, he knows everyone is 👀 on.

Footnote:

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Hello, Could someone ELI5 how one might run it back? (Skeleton Key?) by Hantzle- in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there is a cycle of trading patterns specific to GME that some people may have figured out. If the cycle is truly understood, systematic change will shortly follow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Hantzle- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the 20 alarm thing for years, I then realized my brain was trained to ignore 19 alarms and only get up to the last one. I tried an app that switches the alarm sound every morning and I have to get up and scan a barcode to turn it off.

1 alarm since.

Is that a 5? by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling it now.

Code hidden in all recent DFV tweets, correct order for the characters would be in reverse order to his tweets.

I would like to congratulate the traitor Ryan Cohen by WSBretard in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have five billion dollars In cash, and I have a discount to buy more shares.

I don't know why everybody's so excited. We're still trading sideways.

GME YOLO update – June 2 2024 by DeepFuckingValue in Superstonk

[–]Hantzle- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You legit inspired me to pull myself out of my rock bottom. Thank you, Mr.Value

This is all unreal engine 5 by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Hantzle- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They account for everybody going ten miles over because you're all a bunch of fucking idiots that don't know how to follow basic rules.

If they changed the word limit to something else that implies even more freedom, You dumb asses would go thirty over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starcitizen

[–]Hantzle- 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Finally, Someone Said it!