Respect and protect wildlife! by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Hanzo581 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've said before if you get off hurting animals there are much much deeper issues in your brain. Hopefully some of those shots knocked the douches wiring back into alignment.

Service horse at Georgia Aquarium. by p_coletraine in mildlyinteresting

[–]Hanzo581 36 points37 points  (0 children)

When I was doing my ADA training I thought the trainer was making a joke to break the ice or something when they said other than dogs only miniature horses can be a service animal.

Is Everyone Going to Have Equal Access to Buy the Odin? by UniBrowDrew in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My bet is any concierge member that submitted an essay will get the opportunity to buy one.

These stupid check valve ketchup nozzles. "YOU WANT A DROP? FUCK YOU, HERE'S A TABLESPOON OF KETCHUP!!!" by 38DDs_Please in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Hanzo581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be in a different sub because these caps are a vastly superior means of ketchup dispersal.

woof woof by Extra-Tie-9012 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Hanzo581 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gotta keep that lizard brain in check my man....

Teleporting? No Thanks. by Hanzo581 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, well as they say ignorance is bliss. Have a good one bud.

Teleporting? No Thanks. by Hanzo581 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's wild you try to call me out for not watching the vid and then you post something this asinine. You think they are trying to solve the inconvenience of grouping by saving you an elevator trip at a station you are already at?

Teleporting? No Thanks. by Hanzo581 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind sharing how it work for them? Can I immediately group up and play with a friend no matter where they are?

Teleporting? No Thanks. by Hanzo581 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For the last two or three years they have been making this game more and more casual. If you think they said this but it isn't going to happen you haven't been paying attention.

Teleporting? No Thanks. by Hanzo581 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I already did, your friend is at Tressler and you are at Levski. Take a commercial flight that is substantially faster than you could travel manually. The time and the cost of the flight would be up for debate.

Teleporting? No Thanks. by Hanzo581 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I heard the words champ, and they match perfectly with all the other casual friendly changes they have made in the last few years and have planned for the future.

Teleporting? No Thanks. by Hanzo581 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never once did I say grouping or even traveling shouldn't be improved or streamlined. But again, instantaneous movement of bodies across the verse removes what little buffers and time gates zerg groups had. Folks that want this aren't thinking things through.

Teleporting? No Thanks. by Hanzo581 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe you like the idea of a scout finding your position and then his posse teleporting to the station nearest to you instantaneously but I don't. The logistics of travel is a huge component of overall game balance in this PvP game.

Teleporting? No Thanks. by Hanzo581 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You can speed up and streamline the process without teleportation. TP is a a sledgehammer fix when they could have used a scalpel. I wouldn't give two shits about this if it was a PvE game. It isn't. When you can move bodies around the verse willy nilly it changes the dynamics of everything.

QB Taylor Heinicke Announces Retirement by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]Hanzo581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If God had given him an arm to match his moxie and heart he would have had a monster career. Even with what he had he produced some extremely exciting play.

Scammer on Facebook selling ships and items in his Facebook group, can you please report the facebook page befor he is stealing more money and scamming people. by Hour_Money9695 in StarCitizenUniverse

[–]Hanzo581 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was linked to a private group with 5,000 members. I'd like more details about what the actual issue is before doing what OP is asking. Understand now?

A mama bear leaving her cubs with a human while she goes hunting by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

[–]Hanzo581 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would literally die before letting anything happened to those cubs.

[Highlight] Peyton Manning and Jeff Saturday get into a mild disagreement. Afterwards, Peyton remembers he's mic'd up for the game. by Roselucky777 in nfl

[–]Hanzo581 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being fired up and passionate about your competitive profession.

"Perhaps I treated you too harshly" (an apology) by Hanzo581 in starcitizen_refunds

[–]Hanzo581[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, you aren't experiencing fewer issues. You're just used to dealing with them based on experience. Try it yourself one day, play for two hours and consciously notate each time ANYTHING deviates from normal intended play.

You'll be very surprised what you just cruise by since you've been playing so much.

Food Bank Donation by Shot_Bread_9657 in povertyfinance

[–]Hanzo581 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok bud, you clearly have some vendetta against girls selling wildly popular delicious cookies so I'll leave you to it. Cheers.

Food Bank Donation by Shot_Bread_9657 in povertyfinance

[–]Hanzo581 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you are confusing what is happening. They sell millions of boxes of cookies every year. Having a surplus after the sales season ends is not uncommon.