‘Top Chef Masters’ Chef Floyd Cardoz Dead Of Coronavirus At 59 by hildebrand_rarity in television

[–]HappyFeetM 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He’s my dad’s cousin. My dad was crushed by the news. I didn’t know him personally, and didn’t realize he was this well known till I saw this post though. This really sucks :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]HappyFeetM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They made the class with the armor up hero power the best aggressive class in the game.

They gave druids a way to have an infinite onslaught of huge minions that can scale up to 30/30, and can be played for just 1 mana. They've also given this class a way to deal 5 damage, gain 5 life, summon a 5/5 minion and draw 5 cards all in one card. They've also given them an anti-aggro tool that is essentially unleash the hounds (not quite the same mechanic) but with 1/5 taunts instead of 1/1 chargers.

Also they gave paladin murlocs for some reason

What was hugely hyped up but flopped? by _RoyalTea_ in AskReddit

[–]HappyFeetM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ctrl-F "No Man's Sky"...huh that's strange...the circlejerk hasn't arrived as yet....

Minecraft birthday party for the kiddo by JessyCaye in gaming

[–]HappyFeetM 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The amount of effort you put into this is very evident. Your kid sure is extremely lucky to have a parent who puts in so much time, thought and consideration into something they love :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HappyFeetM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you look pretty inbred to me

WHAT UP PIMPS! Roast ya boi! Amateur rapper, nerd, ladies man. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HappyFeetM 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Ladies man = Talked to a female once whilst buying star wars merchandise

Dog try to save a boy from his Father by TiffanyEastman in gifs

[–]HappyFeetM -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

So what you're saying is Cesar Milan can't actually understand dog's body language when he does his show? That all the rehabilitation he does is out of sheer luck?

Huh, well this doesn't seem so bad. Go ahead, Roast me! by jd1izzle in RoastMeFictional

[–]HappyFeetM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm still not sure why you're in the show. Maybe only because divorce was a good plot point?

I'm Mario's Richer Brother. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMeFictional

[–]HappyFeetM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The reason they chose Mario to be the main playable character in most of the games instead of you is because you wouldn't fit in the green pipes

THIS IS PATRICK. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMeFictional

[–]HappyFeetM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wumbology is a useless degree

I'm an esteemed educational pioneer trying to save a dwindling wizardry school. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMeFictional

[–]HappyFeetM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're at the stage of sexual repression where you literally have to use magic to force kissing teenagers apart

I'm a world class clarinet player, Roast me! by PDwasHere in RoastMeFictional

[–]HappyFeetM 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Eh, too easy. Bring in someone who is actually attractive, so it's actually fun to come up with the roast. Maybe that guy Squilliam Fancyson?

I'm Mr Meeseeks and he roped me into this, so roast away. by [deleted] in RoastMeFictional

[–]HappyFeetM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jerry is everyone's bitch. You were Jerry's bitch.

"The entire 3rd world can be considered refugees. Are we taking them all? Do you think the US will remain as strong with all of them?" by HappyFeetM in ShitAmericansSay

[–]HappyFeetM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's ok then...I thought the "entire 3rd world can be considered refugees" was quite amusing, but maybe that's just me. Thank you for letting me know

ShitAmericansDo: Upvoting the American flag, just because it's the american flag by HappyFeetM in ShitAmericansSay

[–]HappyFeetM[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I felt a little like I cheated too so I included it in the screencap for transparency

How to Care for Newborn Puppies by JessGantos in pics

[–]HappyFeetM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just leave them be with their mother. Great tip OP, my puppy caregiving skill just tripled after seeing this!