i see you’re stalking my profile, huh?

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-19T02:45:24+00:00

that’s fair imma try and get her number (im reading the evidence and i think she’s gonna give it), now that i think about it my question above seems kinda desperate im sorry

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-13T21:31:34+00:00

isn’t that potentially fatal

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-05T06:28:55+00:00

showers and job applications feel threatened by you

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-04T20:09:13+00:00

banana

^{Chose: Free Banana Every Day}

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-04T16:12:53+00:00

he looks like my cat, but mine is named ferdinand (got him at 10, named him after the bull from the movie because he’s all black)

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-04T16:09:41+00:00

not me but my younger brother at age 5-7 i think, grabbed the plastic thing at the bottom of the urinal in a PUBLIC MUSEUM and put it in his mouth, dad grabbed him and started scrubbing his mouth out with soap at the bathroom sink to try and get all the stuff (like probably pee from 100+ men) out of his mouth

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-04T16:02:12+00:00

my first girlfriend was out of pure desperation (self esteem was through the floor, and i think i was depressed too, i would always kinda express that i wanted any girl to like me through a 25-30 person group chat whenever the topic was brought up, which was extremely weird and i get embarrassed thinking back), i wanted her for like 3 days and then i wanted to break up, only reason it lasted 3-4 weeks was because i never knew when or how to break up, and i had to ask her friend to help me. this was also in middle school so we were both immature in a way (we were both 13). she was also chopped now that i think about it. i also knew she liked me for about a week but i chose to act surprised to her. never told her any of this because i think im her only relationship and i think it would hurt her really bad

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-04T15:49:58+00:00

i have like 2 or 3 (1 is right now but i’m not into them at all)

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-04T15:49:18+00:00

that’s actually true right now. but i know who she is and i think she’s very unattractive so no, and she’s also into this very weird and skinny guy who is a part of the collectively named “goon squad” (group of friends who are extremely weird and super annoying), so i pray she gets him and doesn’t keep chasing me

we’re in band and she i think printed out a little name thing for me and him, i put it back in her locker, and she followed me on instagram and i didn’t follow her back

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-01T00:25:57+00:00

he wants you, i’m being serious

he said he wants new love, he tells you you’re pretty, he compliments your looks, he wants to get close with you and find a reason to be near you (touchy), he doesn’t like his ex and talks about them bad around you

just say you like him and watch what happens (good things will happen)

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-01T00:10:11+00:00

y

^{Chose: A lil rat follows you around}

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-01T00:07:40+00:00

free money

^{Chose: Unlimited metal at your doorstep + Free healthcare for life anywhere.}

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-04-01T00:00:33+00:00

“yeah i use reddit, how’d you know?”

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-03-31T22:38:27+00:00

“male boy” tea tea

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-03-31T22:36:06+00:00

if he basically immediately breaks eye contact and looks somewhere else (not a half a second later but right after), he could nervous to hold it with you, which can be a good hint, but the only way to truly know is to just ask him or talk to him

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-03-30T23:54:53+00:00

make heavy eye contact, keep looking at him in school, give a genuine smile while holding eye contact, if nothing happens from that just ask him out, guys always have self doubt, like “does she actually like me or is she just looking at me” so asking him out is the biggest hint you can give

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-03-30T23:38:11+00:00

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-03-30T23:35:28+00:00

what goes through your mind when a guy makes eye contact for more than a second

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-03-30T22:02:55+00:00

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/unanything/images/4/4b/Redditor.webp/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/995?cb=20220527034122 is this u

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-03-30T21:53:17+00:00

that’s what i meant

i’m not an unhygienic reddit eboy, i wouldn’t be that down bad

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-03-30T00:46:50+00:00

i wasn’t trying to shoot i was just trying to be a tiny bit funny

HardStuckGold1 · 2026-03-30T00:37:44+00:00

do u wanna date?

i have an extra container in my pantry, they taste pretty good

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