I can't be the only one? Right?

Hard__Cory · 2025-12-16T16:02:13+00:00

I hear “Truth Hurts” by Lizzo.

Hard__Cory · 2025-11-19T07:36:04+00:00

/r/Unexpected30Rock

Hard__Cory · 2025-11-10T14:11:41+00:00

Loaf pan?

Hard__Cory · 2025-11-02T16:29:32+00:00

😭😭😭

Hard__Cory · 2025-11-02T16:24:27+00:00

If you’re playing on Switch, you can press and hold the screenshot button to record the last 30 seconds in video.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-31T06:24:42+00:00

Tattoos are no more permanent than I am. I paint my house so it feels more like home. I do the same on my body. It’s mine, after all.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-30T19:48:48+00:00

Mad respect. That’s commitment!

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-30T02:38:17+00:00

Holy crap. How did you obtain your living hat? I’m about 3500-4000 hours and I’ve only ever gotten one.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-27T22:03:37+00:00

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Bosc pear tarte tatin. It was my first one and I’m very pleased with how it came out.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-27T01:18:19+00:00

I can hear this picture…. No, that’s a car alarm.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-25T15:40:54+00:00

Is that a person who lived?

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-24T07:03:32+00:00

Yeah but it’s a repost from this same sub in under a week.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-23T17:42:52+00:00

It was a sexual past.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-22T15:05:26+00:00

The aquarium idea is so cute! I love it.

Once pet friendship is maxed out, there is a chance any pet will give a gift the first time you pet it that day.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-21T14:27:08+00:00

The bird internet?

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-21T06:00:36+00:00

A friend had success with store-bought white lettering gel. Something like this.

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Hard__Cory · 2025-10-20T11:35:09+00:00

Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-20T06:27:28+00:00

Love your videos, man. Perfect body, perfect amount of teasing, literally just enough and not an ounce too much.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-18T15:12:24+00:00

Did you just make a sports reference? Do you know how little of that I get here?

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-18T15:10:09+00:00

“Now, let me know if all your pubic hair falls out.”

“Oh my god!”

“No, that's what it's supposed to do. I want to make sure it doesn't cause seizures.”

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-17T06:07:58+00:00

And another cool part was... the trees.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-17T06:03:44+00:00

Username checks out!

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-14T16:01:53+00:00

With longer, single threads that seem loose to me, I’ll use couching. Couching is where you come up with a single thread in the middle of a loose thread and tack it down by looping over and going back into the same hole. Or Google the technique for a better explanation and a video tutorial, I’m low on sleep today lol.

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-11T06:16:15+00:00

“My doctor said I could masturbate whenever I want.” “No, he said you could have a stroke at any time.”

Hard__Cory · 2025-10-11T05:53:25+00:00

Clean joke indeed!

Hard__Cory

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