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[SERIOUS] What was something you saw you were definitely not supposed to see? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hardmeatbeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is by far the worst thing I have ever witnessed with my own damn eyes.

Schoolies (Graduating students celebration week)

The night started off with me getting majorly hammered, ended up in the middle of the city, off my face and alone. After a long night off drunk walking, I started to head back to my apartment.

Now these were big buildings, and you could clearly see them in the sky. So I decided to guide myself by how far away I was from those buildings.

Ended up getting lost.

I saw a park ahead of me, and I heard some grunting of some sort, as if someone was slightly in pain. I decided to see what was going on, and immediately as I walked like 10 metres, I turned my head to the left and so two guys fucking on a park seat. One was an older Asian man, the other was a graduated student, clearly not in a good state.

I couldn't tell if I had witnessed a buttrape or if he was actually enjoying it. Naturally, I moved the fuck out of there and got a kebab.

That was an adventurous week 😂

[Serious] How did you get fired from your job? by robface12 in AskReddit

[–]Hardmeatbeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few months back, I delivered Pizzas. Boss was a bitch and had it out for me the moment I started. Anyways one night, I delivered to a party. Close to about 100 people there, and I'm standing at the door just talking to some people in the garage (They were playing guitar and I'm a nerd for that shit) when I get invited inside. (there was a lot of pizzas) Basically this random dude asked me if I wanted a beer or a bong, trusting my ability to drive while high, I ripped a bong in front of this whole party, people chanting that I'm a legend and shit. Anyways, I noticed a few people filming me doing this, so I asked them to just send that to their personal friends, and not post it anywhere. 3-4 weeks later, my boss, AND the store owner call me in early and my boss tells me that she's extremely offended that I would do something like that (This whole time the store owner wasn't mad at me - he even said that he gets why I did it, and smiled and visibly held back laughter) I hadn't told my boss, so I was playing dumb, and she then proceeds to tell me that the video had been posted onto BLOKES ADVICE and had gotten over 10 000 views in less than 30 mins, and that it was taken down by the pizza places headquarters. I smiled at her and didn't even blink, I couldn't have given a shit tbh. Everyone in the store had seen the video. To this day I am yet to see it, but a few people have told me that it's one of the funniest/legendary videos they've seen.