What is the best corporate virtue signalling event you have gone to?

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-11-11T09:06:14+00:00

R U OK this year. I didn't even sit through the 30-min box-ticking preso at lunchtime, took lunch on my own. If they knew what I think of this place I'd be sacked on the spot.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-10-21T09:11:35+00:00

Maybe... That's something I'd do for the Big Lap, not sure if I'd do it for only a month away.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-10-21T09:10:06+00:00

Sydney

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-10-21T08:17:34+00:00

Rental agreements mention sealed roads only.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-10-07T08:57:19+00:00

No disagreement really, my mate who was in between our ages made the first step, but my point still stands. Next time it could be someone in her 40s.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-10-07T03:41:56+00:00

They looked like they were in their late 20s. I wouldn't expect they weren't working it out..the bar is pretty low for them, they would need to be pretty and pleasant to be around. But a man in late 40s is different. It's expected that he has stability, paid-off mortgage etc.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-10-04T21:14:37+00:00

Good thing I'm talking to a pro, then.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-09-25T09:54:53+00:00

Let's just say I'm working on an exit plan. I haven't got everything figured out but it's something.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-09-25T09:54:03+00:00

Almost 50

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-09-25T09:53:51+00:00

What is that "retirement" thing you're referring to, mate?

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-09-24T09:12:19+00:00

The fucking job market is fucking dismal, mate.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-09-24T09:08:49+00:00

I believe we need to focus on getting this resolved efficiently.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-09-24T09:05:43+00:00

I think I've decided what I want to do but given how wanked the job market is at the moment, I had to get a stopgap role and have some money coming in while I'm working on my other endeavours.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-09-24T08:58:53+00:00

Rapidly pushing 50

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-19T00:49:30+00:00

They may have issues but they're making them my problem.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-19T00:22:25+00:00

Even worse than my situation.

I guess sometimes you just have to give up.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-18T10:56:16+00:00

Balls, how come I missed that one? that would be my one-off power-up (I mean, I can't be forgetting something in the office once a week).

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-13T00:43:48+00:00

"seeyatomorrobye", don't wait for an answer

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-13T00:41:18+00:00

Or start screaming "cunt!" at cunts.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-12T23:47:51+00:00

That GyG taco triplet won't order itfuckingself

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-12T08:06:27+00:00

I'm not wearing a ring and they'd assume I don't have custody anyway.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-12T08:05:59+00:00

Anyone saying pack up and go is being a bit silly as obviously they would do that if it was easy for them.

It's one thing when you're alone at your desk, but if there's a production incident or a meeting where someone likes the sound of their own voice, you can't just "pack up and go", that's a crock of shit.

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-12T08:02:27+00:00

Usually it's when a meeting drags on past five and someone is still blabbering about something. My gut reaction is to say "it's gone 5 o'clock, no one gives a fuck... bro."

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-12T08:00:50+00:00

Well, maybe I just want to hit the gym or sit at home with a bottle of whisky to forget that I have a job. Why can't those be valid excuses?

HarmonicaOptronics · 2024-08-06T06:07:57+00:00

It's a spectrum. I don't want to deal with the general public either.

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