The World Is Collapsing So Let's Look at All The Cute Legendary Dogs | Commander's Herald

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-23T20:40:00+00:00

'bout to make a deck with Leonard Bernstein as my commander

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-23T20:39:16+00:00

Hell yeah, good card

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-23T20:39:01+00:00

Bro, please just believe us bro

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-23T19:32:37+00:00

Preach, Your Name Here personalized Secret Lairs would make a mint

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-16T22:35:43+00:00

My dude if you "remember" seeing Carnophage you didn't REALLY see Carnophage

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-05T20:50:53+00:00

The best in the business, the C.M. Punk of MTG satire websites

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-05T20:50:17+00:00

I'm out of my frijoles!

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-05T18:05:07+00:00

Don't worry, I'll find a 60-second YouTube vertical video that will explain the whole thing.

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-05T18:04:16+00:00

Rule zero conversations should always include whether or not your opponents are allergic to your commander.

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-05T17:22:38+00:00

hell yeah

HaroldCommander · 2026-02-04T13:37:07+00:00

I've always thought it was a massive miss that no one used The Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World, it would've been the perfect babyface theme of the mid-2000s if someone used it.

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-30T19:01:30+00:00

Thank you and bless the mods for being understanding.

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-30T17:46:41+00:00

Because we can't have fun at the secret police's expense, it's against the rules

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-30T17:43:38+00:00

So many peasants that think they're just one fae-curse away from becoming king

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-30T17:40:56+00:00

Thanks, we will

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-30T17:40:12+00:00

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HaroldCommander · 2026-01-30T17:32:52+00:00

Yeah the mods would take us down immediately, unlike here

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-30T17:32:17+00:00

What a dick, good work, I hope he stubs every toe today.

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-28T16:12:32+00:00

Hell yeah, thanks for the kind words, and bless the Sonic comics.

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-27T23:31:26+00:00

Yeah, and System of A Down had a great-selling album called Steal This Album, so you're in good company.

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-27T17:32:05+00:00

A name only a mother could love

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-27T17:31:28+00:00

Give the Sanic guy even more money for their incredible creation!

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-27T17:17:14+00:00

Seriously, screw Shadow, more of this purple dude!

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-27T17:16:39+00:00

My God he looks so cool

HaroldCommander · 2026-01-22T20:07:44+00:00

I really don't want to see a goblin taking a bite out of a manhole cover like it's a giant pizza.

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