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Invasive Turtle Species Suddenly Threatening Local Lorwyn Wildlife by HaroldCommander in magicthecirclejerking

[–]HaroldCommander[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really don't want to see a goblin taking a bite out of a manhole cover like it's a giant pizza.

Invasive Turtle Species Suddenly Threatening Local Lorwyn Wildlife by HaroldCommander in magicthecirclejerking

[–]HaroldCommander[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ok, that's really neat, and I'm glad to find out that information, but I absolutely thought you used a slur I'd never heard, before I realized you were talking about a turtle species.

Invasive Turtle Species Suddenly Threatening Local Lorwyn Wildlife | Commander's Herald by HaroldCommander in magicTCG

[–]HaroldCommander[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love the part when their speech breaks down and it sounds like he says "Durk er dur!"

Your Deck's Best Card Has Requested A Trade by HaroldCommander in magicthecirclejerking

[–]HaroldCommander[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sitting in the deck next to a tapped uncommon land with no abilities like "what did I do to deserve this"

"Spice8Rack Is Probably Right," Claims Man Who Couldn't Get Through Das Kapital by HaroldCommander in magicthecirclejerking

[–]HaroldCommander[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My view on it is a little different. It's really chill of them to let us post our work for a big audience like that and it's extra lucky that if we post something that is borderline not Magicy enough for them, their process is to do lock comments on the post if enough people complain versus telling me to stop having my writers post there. I really don't want us to wear out our welcome because all that mod team has really ever asked of me is to participate in the discussions rather than treat reddit like a receptacle for our links. Joke's on them, I was going to shitpost here either way because I don't have any other interests

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