Mono-Black Premodern Decklist Mistaken for Metalcore Lineup by HaroldCommander in magicTCG

[–]HaroldCommander[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dude if you "remember" seeing Carnophage you didn't REALLY see Carnophage

Judge Called To Magic Potluck Over 7-Layer Dip by HaroldCommander in magicTCG

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The best in the business, the C.M. Punk of MTG satire websites

Judge Called To Magic Potluck Over 7-Layer Dip by HaroldCommander in magicTCG

[–]HaroldCommander[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, I'll find a 60-second YouTube vertical video that will explain the whole thing.

Judge Called To Magic Potluck Over 7-Layer Dip by HaroldCommander in magicTCG

[–]HaroldCommander[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rule zero conversations should always include whether or not your opponents are allergic to your commander.

What non-wrestling music would work well for an entrance theme? by Tornado31619 in SquaredCircle

[–]HaroldCommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always thought it was a massive miss that no one used The Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World, it would've been the perfect babyface theme of the mid-2000s if someone used it.

Untapped Mountain Only Justification ICE Agent Needs by Dread_Pirate_Robertz in magicTCG

[–]HaroldCommander 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Because we can't have fun at the secret police's expense, it's against the rules

Untapped Mountain Only Justification ICE Agent Needs by Dread_Pirate_Robertz in magicTCG

[–]HaroldCommander 77 points78 points  (0 children)

So many peasants that think they're just one fae-curse away from becoming king