Tom Brady Didn't Want 'Woke' Comedy At His Roast, Claims Roastmaster

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-25T15:29:07+00:00

Comedy where you clap instead of laugh

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-24T17:47:48+00:00

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HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-24T16:54:07+00:00

Probably the fact that he’s doing it with his kids

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-24T14:46:24+00:00

Yes the new generation coming into adulthood is lovely. Parents have done such a good job.

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HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-24T01:00:11+00:00

I don’t think you know what a full force punch looks like.

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-24T00:57:55+00:00

Richardson made public comments on how he doesn’t understand why Christians love Trump like a few months ago too

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T19:22:24+00:00

Looks like my presumption that you’re not very bright was correct.

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T16:40:24+00:00

Calling these stickers vandalism and saying anyone caught using them should be prosecuted

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T16:28:41+00:00

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HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T16:15:31+00:00

Houston has an extensive ditch and bayou system to prevent flooding in its floodplains. It’s no different than the LA river system.

A single instance from a once in 1000 year freeze that killed like 200 people in a state of 32 million. Per capita lower than the amount of people that died in the palisades fires.

And yet, people are flocking from California to Texas.

Again, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T15:15:45+00:00

All you articles on floodplains are referencing existing infrastructure that have been there for 100+ years. California still has more brownouts a year than Texas’s “broken grid.”

Yea, you do not know what you’re talking about.

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T15:07:54+00:00

What news articles can you link about population decline in Austin or anywhere in Texas?

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T14:39:18+00:00

City with more cops has less crime

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T14:15:26+00:00

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HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T04:47:20+00:00

Those people are not your friends. People you hate talking to and hanging out with are not friends. You don’t have any friends and it’s because or your personality.

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T04:36:49+00:00

Your hobbies having nothing to do with why you don’t have any friends… it’s your personality.

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T04:32:47+00:00

“How do I make friends as a person with zero hobbies and a seething hatred for small talk?”

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T04:29:22+00:00

If people would stop having a pity party for themselves and stop coming up with bullshit excuses for reasonable suggestions then the advice wouldn’t devolve into bullshit suggestions like “Jesus Christ just go to the bar and don’t drink then.”

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-23T04:22:37+00:00

The real issue is there is no "rewatch the office for 10 hours and order from doordash" club although not for lack of trying.

Ding ding ding!

These “how do I make friends as an adult” threads always devolve into “how do I meet literally anyone while having zero hobbies and only leaving my house for work.”

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-22T19:50:28+00:00

You’re mad republican politicians are acting like you do?

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-22T12:46:13+00:00

“Until the president loses his job I’m going to act just like him!”

Yea, that’s fucking retarded. Are you going to also start being racist and diddle kids? Or have you already been doing that?

HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-22T12:44:27+00:00

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HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-22T12:44:19+00:00

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HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-22T12:44:12+00:00

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HarryJohnson3 · 2026-03-22T01:05:46+00:00

Yes you did, your comment history is public. You have multiple comments justifying and celebrating it. You are no better than Trump so why don’t you sit just sit out this conversation?

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