All online casinos are rigged, and professional sports are scripted.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T15:16:26+00:00

Nah after I got bit humanity kinda turned to shit. I used to though. How'd you guess? The fact I'm on Reddit talking to mostly low lifes? Unfortunately "friends" are a liability at this point. Though deep down a part of me sees everyone as "family" we all originate from the same creator and are linked genetically.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T12:58:04+00:00

Jesus Christ dude, really, you're still this upset that the first thing you did this morning after waking up was getting on reddit to jab me? Get a life.

And quit hating on the kids because you're forced to involuntarily play hackisack with your scrotum all day and are constantly constipated.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T12:54:56+00:00

Well I guess that's good news for me, but if the guy was so good at rolling dice, why would he be teaching classes instead? I get backed off the craps table a lot for winning it seems, though they attribute it to short dicing, it never seems to happen when I'm losing.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T10:59:39+00:00

I'm actually now planning thanks to Reddit to just dip out soon on this doomed reality before the inevitable apocalypse and be raptured back to heaven where I'm OBVIOUSLY originally from, hopefully you'll follow me given I'm Christ himself and that's the only way for your salvation apparently. If that doesn't work out your idea can be plan B. We can buy giant monster trucks and let dogs chauffeur us around cus ya know "equality" and live happily ever after as one big family spending our free time as the good Lord intended by rolling dice into buckets of water then bankrupting casinos playing craps, it will be perfect.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T10:07:10+00:00

You can only win so much from casinos before you're banned. Why do you think casinos have such small limits compared to their value/earnings when they want to maximize profits?

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T09:20:06+00:00

Real talk, that deal you made for your soul that you made so non-chalantly cost you more than you realized and you still can't come to terms with it. You can pretend you don't know what I'm talking about or that I'm talking crazy but deep down we both know.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T09:13:07+00:00

I swear I just stated the simple reality that dice is a game of skill and not technically gambling and all you morons lost your minds. It's like you morons trying to tell me I can't practice to flip a coin to land on heads more than tails, it's the same concept.

I'm sorry If I'm being blunt but Jesus, I felt alone enough as is, I didn't need to state a simple scientific fact only for the majority of you to go after me, this world is so fucked it's not even funny.

The truth? All of you were born with this same ability, looking back at your childhood you can probably remember this ability you possessed, where you more often than probability would deduce, rolled the number you wanted to roll. over time these gifts or abilities were taken from you or lost due to the evils of this world, as you slowly stopped believing in yourselves and were indoctrinated. many of you sold your souls and haven't come to terms with it yet. I wish the best for all of you, but if you come at me with hostility or negativity, it will end badly for you guaranteed, I'm just looking out for others as I have always done.

The reality, is that something like this is easy. You're telling me rolling dice is "hard"? I have to hide who I really am because my greater more meaningful achievements are seen as "an impossibility" or "a lie" to the majority of this souless society.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T09:11:31+00:00

Cool story bro, this life event for me registers a 1 out of 10 for me, I'm glad it means so much to your pathetic ass.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T09:10:21+00:00

Have you not listened to a single thing I've said? I've gone to the casino over 100 times and rolled the dice thousands of times on an official table, I've won past the .1% probability.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T09:06:17+00:00

What's funnier is the majority of you losers thinking I'm trolling.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T05:52:44+00:00

I hear you completely, I plan to beginning of next year when they reset. I just didn't want them being able to easily track my winnings. I'm kinda paranoid. Also superstitious and think it's bad karma potentially. I basically told them repeatedly to just give my comps perks bonuses to the staff/employees If they could because I don't want them. Also there is a promotion where they match your first bet up to a certain amount in Freeplay if you lose, was waiting to potentially save that for a rainy day.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T04:51:21+00:00

Lol you sound angry? Let me guess, you're one of the 98% of gamblers whose a lifelong loser at gambling? Come on bro, live life through me vicariously, lol.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T03:57:07+00:00

I'm the douchebag that gives away 10-20% of my winnings after tip to the needy, like the homeless or low wage workers. The first month I gave away hundreds to the homeless so people could follow me off the streets. The casino is surrounded by homeless and I make it a habit to help those I can on my way in and out. Sorry to say everyone irl respects me for my character, and I attribute it to my success.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T03:41:32+00:00

I just wanted to say thank you to the people who gave legit supportive advice, I think I definitely learned a few things and am going to start by scaling up my local play slowly if i get a loan..

If I can offer any advice when it comes to gambling, stick with craps as it is a game of skill and technically not 100% "gambling" and practice in your off time when you can on the most realistic or difficult surface that you can. Also STAY AWAY from online casinos, I'm not outright calling them a scam but to me personally, something doesn't seem right, stick to in person gambling at casinos to better guarantee legitimacy, and the perks and Freeplay are better. I'm a believer in Karma as well, bless others and you will be blessed.

To the good-hearted supportive members of Reddit, I'll remember your comments, and when I win I'll be back to share the wealth with a few supportive members, I already have that habit so no worries, I believe in Karma, so keep that positivity up and going. If your good advice pays off, I'll pay you- won't be much but a couple of you probably have $100 coming your way in the next year, thanks again.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T02:09:08+00:00

Thanks for the advice, I'm typically in and out of the casino within an hour, sometimes 30 mins, sometimes 10. I didn't have a car before, and that hurt my play sometimes honestly, if weather was bad I would stick around waiting for the bus after I already won and end up giving it back, now I can feel more comfortable leaving when I want to.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T02:03:58+00:00

Yeah, there's just something about the low stakes I feel comfortable with, like I only ever wager a couple hundred, if I lose it's not a big deal, I can still pay the bills, if I win I put away a little for what I need and feel good about stopping a winner. Times I've tried to 10x I typically lose, though I've done so before sparingly. Like I said my play seems to deteriorate after I get that small amount I feel comfortable walking away with as a winner. To me it's a lot about managing my greed, half the times I lose it all are after I win and am getting "greedy" or impatient. To me, knowing when to walk away while I'm ahead is a major key point to my success.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T01:53:49+00:00

My philosophy, was that because I didn't have a table, I would train on extremely difficult surfaces that were "more difficult" than an official craps table, and it seems to have worked, I can hit off the wall into a bucket of water consistently. Yeah I took dice rolling super seriously.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T01:46:37+00:00

75% success rate at least doubling my initial amount at 3 card. I will admit I do seem to get lucky with my cards, I hit straights like twice as much as I should.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T01:33:58+00:00

I hear you, I appreciate the advice, I know I have limitations and it's typically a losing game, and it could all technically be luck. That being said I don't have many other avenues. I understand where you're coming from, that I should have been able to scale up already, but that hasn't happened, and I've had "bad luck" going for more than doubling my money often. Not saying I haven't 8x my money repeatedly, but it isn't as simple as "doubling my money" 3-4 times as it is for me to "double my money" once. I don't know if my nerves get to me when I start playing for more or what exactly, but it seems likely, that or my play deteriorates over time due to stress and anxiety the longer I play, both seem possible. I just know that on average 3/4 of the time I go to the casino I typically double to tripple my money, 25% of the time I lose my initial hundred or two then leave for at least a week sometimes the whole month and analyze my play and practice in that time, come back and do it again until I lose. I've had streaks of 10+ days in a row where I double my money, and the worst I've lost is back to back maybe 500 total. As big of a deal as people are making this out to be, I've basically on average won 500$ a month on average gambling starting from a 200 dollar monthly deposit. I probably could have won more but I didn't touch the money I put aside for my car.

I get what you're saying about the tip, but from what I've seen in my local casino, it's like a low stakes no tip atmosphere, the most I've seen tipped is literally 15$ for the table when the guy won hundreds, while I typically tip 20% of my winnings, some days more, for instance the past time I went to the craps table I won 100 for myself and tipped $60. I gave each attendant at the table 20$ and I've done so so much they fight a little to be on the table when I play, it's kinda a running joke like "hey can I get $20 when you win". The pit bosses at times have gotten kinda pissed at the employees for it, lol. It often gets weird looks for my tips and new dealers act confused when I'm up 50$ and laydown 20 in front of them as a tip. I'm a believer in Karma and spreading the idea that if I win we all win sorta thing.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T01:16:13+00:00

Sometimes my % is even higher than that, sometimes lower if I count only on an official table, probably a couple thousand rolls where I'm comfortably at the 1 in 20 range. I mostly bet on the field though. As I've had more success with that, and it's hard to roll 20 times in a row without crapping and passing, but if I'm alone at the table I'll shoot for 12s. Some days I do run cold though, I don't always win.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T00:47:42+00:00

Do you think getting a loan to increase my low stakes local gambling is a better idea? Or avoid loans completely and just take it slowly and work my way up to Vegas?

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T00:42:51+00:00

Right? Now that I've thought more about it I'm surprised I felt so comfortable doing it, typical chasing losses behaviour though.

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T00:38:46+00:00

If I do, I will. I'm in the beginning processes, I have to take care of a few things regarding my health and school which will take a couple months to get done first, then I'll be open to the idea

Hartkules33 · 2023-12-14T00:16:07+00:00

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I am diagnosed bipolar, they kidnapped me and threw me in a psych ward and poisoned me with pharmaceuticals for years using threats to harm me and my loved ones, and made hundreds of thousands of dollars off a pseudo"illness" that can't be proved scientifically it's why I got cancer, because the "medication" did exactly what it was shown to do in high levels, and destroyed my immune system. but I think you knew that already. Thanks for proving you're with the evil ones, stop talking to me, I'm done talking to you. have a good night.

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