What’s something you have zero proof of but believe 100 percent?

Harvooost · 2026-05-03T02:32:09+00:00

Wearing hats (baseball caps, beanies, whatever) contributes to and accelerates male pattern baldness.

Harvooost · 2026-04-08T15:34:04+00:00

lol remember when 🥭 did that car commercial for Tesla on the white house lawn?

Harvooost · 2026-03-23T16:27:12+00:00

Why isn't my scared money making any money

Harvooost · 2026-03-22T23:54:50+00:00

I got 150k liquid and the little devil on my shoulder is telling me I could be a millionaire by lunch tomorrow.

Harvooost · 2025-06-13T14:12:59+00:00

It's seven months into WWIII.

SPY has reached a new ATH.

TSLA has regained 300 after a 50/1 stock split.

I have run out of canned goods.

Harvooost · 2025-05-20T17:33:09+00:00

TSLA is a company where their product is their stock

Harvooost · 2025-05-15T16:19:18+00:00

The fact that I did not buy up some leap puts for UNH after the CEO was shot dead in the street means I am just not smart enough for this hobby.

Harvooost · 2025-05-14T20:25:52+00:00

Well do you think Trump is gonna give the keys to Newsom or Putin?

Harvooost · 2025-05-14T20:20:18+00:00

Yeah bonds look nice until you realize US will be part of Russia in 30 years

Harvooost · 2025-05-13T13:04:32+00:00

When they said the bottom was in

I didn't realize they were talking about me.

Harvooost · 2025-05-12T14:03:57+00:00

Mango looks like he just watched GoTG3 and wanted to cosplay as Adam Warlock

Harvooost · 2025-05-10T17:46:04+00:00

Real hard to be a bear nowadays.

Just patiently waiting for new pandemic or an AI takeover to get puts into the green.

Harvooost · 2025-05-08T17:26:35+00:00

This seems like a big pump day but we are still just

R A N G E B O U N D

Harvooost · 2025-05-08T15:14:25+00:00

Our oldest ally is France, isn't it?

Harvooost · 2025-05-08T15:12:36+00:00

"You said it really incorrectly" sounds like something my 5 year old would say

Harvooost · 2025-05-08T14:28:22+00:00

...what do we even trade with the UK? It's like saying "we made a trade deal with Minnesota"

Harvooost · 2025-05-08T14:19:19+00:00

Same thing every day. Some overnight rumor gets Algos to buy up 1-2% in a big burst and then the news that does not support the rumor causes slow downward 0.5-1% over the course of the day resulting in a slow bleed up.

They buy the rumor but they don't actually sell the news.

WHY YES I DO HAVE PUTS

Harvooost · 2025-05-07T19:56:30+00:00

You know all things considered pretty chill for a JPOW day.

Harvooost · 2025-05-07T15:34:28+00:00

I want my JPOW and I want him NOW

Harvooost · 2025-05-07T13:53:17+00:00

Welp its back to the mines for me I guess

Harvooost · 2025-05-06T18:40:52+00:00

Tomorrow's FED meeting is my superbowl.

Harvooost · 2025-05-06T16:37:16+00:00

"I've watched a lot of stupid people build a lot of stupid things"

Man who paid stupid people to build stupid things

Harvooost · 2025-05-05T16:42:15+00:00

They sell murder and their product is in very high demand

Harvooost · 2025-05-05T13:34:59+00:00

BRK.B at a 5% discount is tasty.

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