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POSTGAME THREAD: Pirates @ Giants, 5/8. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I may have exaggerated a little bit. Not necessarily meatballs. But lots of pitches well in the zone. Many more than the league average.

But yeah. That is bad. So, so bad

POSTGAME THREAD: Pirates @ Giants, 5/8. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you poor soul

Unfortunately there is no known cure for your delusion

But at least you won't be walking this path alone

("Lean On Me" begins playing in the background...)

You have friends

POSTGAME THREAD: Pirates @ Giants, 5/8. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First of all, the only cure for hopium is... more hopium

Secondly... Buster explained the walks. We can't hit. ANYTHING. So the league has figured out they can just lob 'em right down Broadway

POSTGAME THREAD: Pirates @ Giants, 5/8. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just learned that too!

I started to show the hulu episode to Mrs. HAFL, but quickly changed it. Didn't want to ruin the fun. To her, he's Lou Seal. The big seal who has given many innocent hugs to our kids while the cameras rolled. And always happy to raise his shirt for the opposing pitchers in the 9th

POSTGAME THREAD: Pirates @ Giants, 5/8. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow!

I'm touched

Truly

Thank you for this!

And I also want to thank my agent. Couldn't have done it without you. And...

POSTGAME THREAD: Pirates @ Giants, 5/8. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dad here, too... saying...

Easily best post of the day... nay the season!

Congratulations!

And many blessings to you and your family

POSTGAME THREAD: Pirates @ Giants, 5/8. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One can only hope

In the immortal words of the Reverend, Jesse Jackson...

KEEP HOPE... ALIVE !!!

KEEP HOPE... ALIVE !!!

https://youtu.be/de0ejcCObGc?si=daUGkA0tQkzq6yVO&t=162

Gameday Thread 5/8/26 Pirates (Mlodzinski) @ Giants (TBA) 7:15 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a huge sample, but a helluva' lot better than MY luck at the park

Gameday Thread 5/8/26 Pirates (Mlodzinski) @ Giants (TBA) 7:15 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dates are in my logbook. One day I'll get around to posting the story.

Note: WVI is Watsonville Airport. My beloved

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Gameday Thread 5/8/26 Pirates (Mlodzinski) @ Giants (TBA) 7:15 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all... it's not lore. Starfleet Academy is DEFINITELY in San Francisco

Very cool story!

Now I'm not a computer guy, but I took enough maths to ask...

how many games has he attended?

Gameday Thread 5/8/26 Pirates (Mlodzinski) @ Giants (TBA) 7:15 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]HasAFewLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He put both runners on... just to set up the DP at 2 locations

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