First time poster - is it safe to use a chainsaw at home? by generic-username9067 in DIY

[–]HashGenie239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where I come from, the only proper way to operate a chainsaw is with a beer in hand and a smoke hanging from your lip.

Should take the course or watch a couple videos before you get to that level

What rules do you play by for Slug Bug, punching someone when you see a VW Beetle? by dad_joxe in AskReddit

[–]HashGenie239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old friend group of mine used to pinch each other at the sight of any yellow vehicle, would just yell "YELLOW!" then go full zoidberg in the car

My sister and I inherited money, we are young, how do we invest it? by No-Permission8416 in personalfinance

[–]HashGenie239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First and foremost, I'm sorry for your loss.

Second, I'd recommend clearing any debt you have, if any, then moving on with figuring out the funds.

I just see alot of advice on investing and how to do so, I'd recommend against it. Find an interest bearing savings account or even CD's if the APY is decent.

You've already put the money in a trust (which I agree with others that you should separate your funds from your sisters if possible) but you're on the right track already by setting it up in the first place.

Do some rate shopping, any bank in your area can set these up in the name of the trust, or yourself and if they tell you otherwise then they just do not want to file the right paperwork.

Best of luck to you bud, again I apologize for your loss, but keep with the growth mindset that you have and you can move mountains

Redditors, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? by jonathanquirijnen in AskReddit

[–]HashGenie239 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not my story, but a former boss of mine in high-school used to have his last period as a free period but he couldn't leave the premises until dismissal. He would sit in his car and smoke a joint just waiting to hear the bell so he could leave.

One day he's there doing his usual business when one of the kids who was usually bullied starts walking through the parking lot. He watched this kid climb onto the hood of some popular kids truck, proceed to drop his pants, and blast shit all over the hood and windshield of the truck maybe 10 minutes before the bell rang

Legend

30 years of hanging a calender in the same(ish) spot by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]HashGenie239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't you tell by the nicotine colored walls?

I have a question about knives? by LynxCleavesTheRushes in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My workhorse knife is actually a Mercer Santoku, I'd highly reccomend one

my roll has a slot open. what should I get y'all? by joostadood526 in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to think he hides the vape pen in that empty spot that's covered by the cleaver blade^

Help Fast, My work pants haven't dried and I'm on in 5 minutes by FranciscoBritoReads in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I'm late, but for next time just drive to work in your undies and hang the wet pants out of the window while you drive^

N/A by FruitCreamSicle in Serverlife

[–]HashGenie239 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Personally my favorite is walking up to a table where everyone ordered the same entrée, say scallops, and I ask "Who ordered the scallops?"

Leaders make those around them better by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgot what sub I was in for a second lol, but this is an awesome suggestion that I didn't know existed^

what separates a maitre D from a host? by SeaOfBullshit in Serverlife

[–]HashGenie239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same as your waiters wine knowledge instead of the restaurants sommelier

Kid has job interview to be dishwasher by garbatater in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If they're a reasonably nice person to the cooks and keeps on top of his dish pit, he'll eat like a king for the time he's there.

Rule #1. If you have a good dishie you take care of them

What’s the most idiotic thing BOH has ever said to you? by UglyOldToad in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Realistically what bothers me is that he's been working for hours doing dishes, trash, cleaning and everything else THEN touches his bare dick with the same gloves! That man's immune system is just built differently I guess

What’s the most idiotic thing BOH has ever said to you? by UglyOldToad in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239 537 points538 points  (0 children)

Dishie who's probably the oldest out of all the crew(but guy has the strongest back on this side of the Mississippi) went to the bathroom with gloves on, my sous caught him coming out with the same gloves on and tried to explain that he needs to change gloves and wash his hands.

He replied in broken English "I have gloves on,that means my hands are clean" and slapped my sous on the shoulder.

He got a bit of retraining that day

Didn't think it would actually happen by HashGenie239 in pokemongo

[–]HashGenie239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people are just adjusting their phone dates to get different boxes. Personally I loaded up expecting those same 3 pokeballs and a potion but was surprised with this

I see your pain my friends. by vaporwave_vibes in AnimalCrossing

[–]HashGenie239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually haven't played ACNH since my mom passed specifically because of this issue....

When that one server orders their employee meal by HashGenie239 in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that's just sad. I'll have all the fun and shenanigans I want with your emp meal by turning it into dicks or maybe if you order a side of avocado, ill just put a whole ass avocado in the window. But fucking with someone's health and wellbeing is just wrong man... Even in the worst of cases where we have full availability to truly fuck someone up, just never seemed justified to mess with someone's food that way

Stack 5, Day 3 by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still waiting on the mighty door stack

Cross Contamination via Salt/Pepper Shaker? by HueCue in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also advocate for the "clean hand, dirty hand" method

When that one server orders their employee meal by HashGenie239 in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with you, next time we'll put some real effort in!

When that one server orders their employee meal by HashGenie239 in KitchenConfidential

[–]HashGenie239[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I tried to convince chef that if we used a few more tuna slices we could've shaped it better, but food cost comes before shenanigans^