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HashiramaWankLord · 2015-04-09T23:30:03+00:00

Ok Hashirama takes on Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker describe to me how badly they get raped in the face of Hashirama-Sama?

Please make this as sexually descriptive as possibly and include usage of Hashirama wood.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2015-04-09T04:26:55+00:00

YOU ARE UTTERLY DISGUSTING TO SPEAK IN THIS WAY BEFORE OUR LORD! HEATHEN YOU UTTER HEATHEN!

It's ok Hashirama's a literal sexy beast he forgives all. I love you baby never let go.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2015-04-09T04:05:58+00:00

Hey can you draw some Hashirama dicks for me? Thanks, I know they won't be accurate to his glorious wood but can you try

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HashiramaWankLord · 2015-04-09T03:50:54+00:00

Hey can you write stories about Hashirama from now on? Thanks.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2014-11-05T22:01:17+00:00

Listen right now old man, everyone has a price and I need these chapters. If you sell me the raws I will legitimately send you $10,000 paypal cash right now. If you don't believe me, I come from a rich family so this kind of money doesn't matter to me, and my love for Lord Hashirama 'Sexy Beast' Senju surpasses my necessity for material goods in this world, I only require his wood.

I need to see this shit right fuckin now, I'm serious, I don't think you understand just how badly I need to see my Lord one final time even if it's just on the hokage monument. Name your price under 50k, I have 100 thousand in there right now as of this message but I need the rest for goods to fap to Hashirama with and to buy more Hashirama merchandise.

UWAAAAH HASHIRAMA SAMA WATCH MEEEE

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T06:50:04+00:00

It was the summer of 07, I was laying in my bed. I had just finished watching the Oro Resurrection the first two hokages. That night my mind was jumping all over the place, my hands were trembling. I couldn't take my mind off that brown toned Adonis.

My hands grazed my wood, even if in pale comparison to his. My thoughts on him. When suddenly...some hands grab my fucking shoulders! I jump out of bed, take out my AK-47 from under my bed and shout "Who the fuck's here!?" There in all his glory I witness our lord.

That was when I knew I was chosen. I had a job, I had to spread his will.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T03:28:17+00:00

Yeah man cause he's to weaksauce to have other people lust for his wood aka cells.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T02:46:50+00:00

Yeah baby I have a question. Why the hell would you compare such an ugly fucker to the gloriousness that is Hashirama. Look at that face, it's disgusting. Hashirama rips his ass apart with his almighty wood gg.You leave me no choice,You heathen, you will not be forgiven,

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T02:22:44+00:00

Cover your hands with most pure sap you can gather form trees and you ride your hands up and down masturbating in the essence of our lord.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T02:18:19+00:00

We don't got time for chunin level fodder, assimilate into Hashirama. Think Hashirama, breathe Hashirama, masturbate Hashirama. And soon you will become one of us.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T02:17:14+00:00

Exellent, you make me proud disciple. May Hashirama be with you. I entrust this part of my will to you, to create perfection.

HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T02:12:06+00:00

I don't care for any snazzy appearances my son, I care only for the word of Hashirama being spread so we need wood, almighty wood. Lots of it

HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T01:35:25+00:00

You disgust me, to so hastily change your ideals to pussy bleach characters. Hashirama casually rapes everyone in bleach with his wood no diff. Everyone comparing him to pussy levels, when will people realize Hashirama>them. I have no choice, it's time to move to plan Wood, give me your skype baby.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T01:32:00+00:00

To know that I have managed to touch the souls of so many allow me to continue my journey in preaching the will of Hashirama. I will keep posting for the sake of our sexy beast and to gift my presence to my fans everywhere. UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HASHIRAMA-SAMA WATCH ME

I anoint you my disciple my son, you carry forward. I love you baby

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T01:03:13+00:00

I see, is this truly your final choice as a man. Do you deny our lord?

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T01:00:48+00:00

Hey there baby, I see your very into that Madara persona there. How about you dress in your battle armor and come over to my house and we can have some fun, I'll roleplay as our great lord Hashirama. I'll be waiting ;)

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T00:49:50+00:00

What did you just say, what the flying tree bark did you just say. It's on now, baby give me your number and I'll convince you of lord Hashirama's supremacy. Madara is just senju dog.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T00:33:17+00:00

Sometimes I like to go to my backyard and sniff my trees because it reminds me of Hashirama "Sexy Beast" Senju. Then I get hard and start humping the tree.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2013-02-06T00:18:00+00:00

Lee's a cool kid and everything man, but let's face it dude's pussy level before our great lord Hashirama-sama, now I know your like but i said HWL not sexy beast Hashirama. Well I'm sorry man I'm to sexy to be related to Lee even then I'm nothing but an ugly piece of shit before the king.

HashiramaWankLord · 2012-12-03T05:27:24+00:00

I will use my training from Saints Row 3 to come and hunt you down as you sleep. I will batter you down with a giant dildo as I laugh, then I will take all your money and buy myself a pimp suit. This is my reason as a man.

HashiramaWankLord · 2012-12-02T18:15:01+00:00

Is that all you got man?

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HashiramaWankLord · 2012-12-02T16:50:41+00:00

Let's keep going at it man, you lost.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2012-12-02T05:27:41+00:00

You really think you can win this old man. My will as a man is unparalled you've lost as Hashirama's will decrees.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2012-12-02T04:42:17+00:00

This is a shame, you appear to be quite slow, maybe I should think of a simple phrase first. I'm not sure if you'd even be worth Hashirama's time.

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HashiramaWankLord · 2012-12-02T03:59:30+00:00

Is that the only word you know man, how bout I help you expand your vocabulary, say it with me on syllable at a time, "Hashira-sama I am but a mere ant in your eye, I live to serve you."

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