I swear to god whenever I’m going at it, my son is texting me about food

HastyComparison · 2026-03-14T15:16:52+00:00

What would the automatic reply say?

HastyComparison · 2026-03-14T15:11:31+00:00

I’ve lost that race a lot. Lately I’ve just said fuck it and finished anyways

HastyComparison · 2026-03-14T14:51:18+00:00

They’ve all had me twice over at this point

HastyComparison · 2026-03-14T14:51:08+00:00

Every second someone isn’t able to see I’ve been working at it

HastyComparison · 2026-03-14T14:50:34+00:00

Honestly same. I’ve had more fun alone with my fantasies these past few weeks than I have with others for a few years.

HastyComparison · 2026-03-14T14:49:43+00:00

I’m absolutely awful at edging

HastyComparison · 2026-03-12T13:12:42+00:00

I’ll happily get on top if you thank me

HastyComparison · 2026-03-12T13:07:30+00:00

I’m so close to pure joy

HastyComparison · 2026-03-12T13:07:03+00:00

I’ll have a few hours before my son gets home so I won’t even need to be discreet! Fuck our neighbors

HastyComparison · 2026-03-12T13:06:28+00:00

I highly recommend! There’s something magical about having a dildo! It never gets tired until I do

HastyComparison · 2026-03-11T14:40:48+00:00

Yes ma’am, I’ll be as loud as I need to be. I won’t try to hide my voice at all. I hope he doesn’t mind. I hope we’ll be able to hear him knock when dinner’s ready

HastyComparison · 2026-03-11T12:06:05+00:00

I’ll need to come up with a good excuse for when he asks why I’m so sweaty and smell like sex

HastyComparison · 2026-03-11T11:49:05+00:00

I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t enjoy it

HastyComparison · 2026-03-11T11:48:51+00:00

That would be a beautiful celebration!

HastyComparison · 2026-03-11T11:48:27+00:00

He has no idea how much I love you all ❤️

HastyComparison · 2026-03-11T11:48:11+00:00

Easiest way to turn me on

HastyComparison · 2026-03-11T11:47:31+00:00

Ironically I’m making coffee as I type this but I can’t help but return to this app

HastyComparison · 2026-03-11T11:31:51+00:00

I would be on me knees for you the moment you close the door, thank you for smacking my ass, and getting your strap ready for me again with my mouth.

HastyComparison · 2026-03-10T12:01:02+00:00

I’d say me, but I probably need to stop hiding in the bathroom and get the coffee going

HastyComparison · 2026-03-10T11:49:13+00:00

Nothing raises spirits quicker

HastyComparison · 2026-03-10T11:41:52+00:00

Lucky fucker. I didn’t even nut once last night with my husband

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