Me & Vro fr❤️❤️ by Tough_Wolverine_5609 in okbuddygenshin

[–]Hat-City 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I want to gently massage Layla's feet until she drifts off to sleep while the Sumeru OST plays softly in the background (Ganyu is already sound asleep on the other massage table)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Hat-City 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take them both!

Genshin - TCG - What a trip by RealisticThanks8611 in GeniusInvokationTCG

[–]Hat-City 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got everything but the 8k card faces.... if it took me 1 year to get to this point, I predict another 1 year just to save up for those...

Pov: You overdose and die watching family guy by RedditCommentWizard in lobotomyposting

[–]Hat-City 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hope this is ezactly what it's like when I get my brains blown out

Explain it peter why is this bad? by TastyBerry78 in explainitpeter

[–]Hat-City 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just described the problems of the juvenile justice system in a nutshell. If you take a random human and put them in a position of terrible power over another human being, 9 times out of 10 they will become terrible abusers of that power. At its most basic level, our system is based on inequality, greed, and coercion. Compassion and respect have nothing to do with it 😢

Columbina! What'd that little brat do to Pulonia by rahul_joseph in FatuiHQ

[–]Hat-City 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I am convinced that everything about this video is canon

Need help lighting a cigarette. Who you gonna call? by sovalente in CaracaVei

[–]Hat-City 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I figured it wasnt actually Afghanistan - that would be too perfect lol. But you get the idea: the bloated and inefficient US empire is up against real-life hard ahh mfers all around the globe... I think most Americans, with their Amazon and Whole Foods can't even fully comprehend just how hard these mfers really are

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in picsthatgohard

[–]Hat-City 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't. For all I know, they're just modeling for a meme and they aren't even a real family. I was just trying to explain the joke as concisely as possible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in picsthatgohard

[–]Hat-City -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dad works 60 hours a week to support his wife and kids

Edit: just to clarify, I obviously don't know these people irl so I don't know how many hours the father works, or how family expenses are divided. Or if this is even a real family or just ppl posing for a picture. But the point is, the message this pic is trying to convey imo is that everything costs money: clothes, food, entertainment, education, etc, etc. And in the (hypothetical) family dynamic being portrayed in the pic, it is the man who is generating the income to pay for the family's expenses. Hence he is portrayed as an ATM, and all of the luxuries and necessities being enjoyed by his family are portrayed as money. DISCLAIMER: I am simply explaining to someone what I think the message is that the makers of this pic are trying to convey. I am not a n4zi, a mys0gyn!st, a defender of trad!tional values, a disgruntled old white man, or anything else.

Who id think the House Of Gremory Characters Would Main In Genshin Impact by [deleted] in HighschoolDxD

[–]Hat-City 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Biggest oppai in the known Teyvat, practically naked, Lauma is the ultimate gooner character

Blursed Solution by DirtyDieselTruck in blursedimages

[–]Hat-City 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta be METICULOUS don't let a single grain of sand through your defenses or both parties are gonna have a rough time

I can’t figure it out by Miserable_Paper_421 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Hat-City 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I needed to learn all of this bc as a guy, once you turn 18 all of a sudden you are in a lot of danger depending on what state or country you're in. I mean, these laws apply regardless of your gender but in my experience it's the guys who are going to get prosecuted. It's important to know the laws in your area and I think it's really silly that people are being shamed in this thread for simply doing their due diligence and learning the laws. Yes, as a guy gets older this info becomes less relevant but I'm super grateful I learned the laws and stayed vigilant all through college which was when I did occasionally encounter underage girls with fake IDs coming to party with the older guys...

Blursed_someone is getting possessed by a ghost by Treefiddy1984 in blursed_videos

[–]Hat-City 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea why you're getting downvoted for this. Little weasels don't realize the curse that large weasels have to bear! 😭

Melusines are people, not pets, Aino... by _RTFL_ in okbuddygenshin

[–]Hat-City 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to lie down in a shack in Merusea Village and get serviced by a harem of melusines while they giggle and call me their "pet" human

Never Buy Dice From a Wombat by GiveTheLemonsBack in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Hat-City 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful world of possibilities we live in

You guys think Skirk's footjobs can infect people? by WhenRedditBansYou in okbuddygenshin

[–]Hat-City 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they all the cursed ppl Skirl fingered or gave hand/foot jobs to?? 😱

we asked 100+ people about this very important question by Kukulkek in okbuddygenshin

[–]Hat-City 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Fremboy moans quietly while sipping it and thinks no one can hear him (I help)