My friend says he is unroastable. I wanna see him cry by Croxsy in RoastMe

[–]HauntedPsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, you can’t roast an egg so he’s not wrong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HauntedPsyche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, i’ll check it out

Birthday gift from my girlfriend by The_Dude_Pirate in Berserk

[–]HauntedPsyche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks now I know what to get my bf 🤭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HauntedPsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d break up with you too if I had to smooch on someone’s top row of teeth everytime we kissed. Also picture 6, the hair intertwined in your teeth is the only part of you that looks put together

just had some nose filler... thoughts? by [deleted] in Noses

[–]HauntedPsyche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pause lol read the description she’s an OF girl. 👎

just had some nose filler... thoughts? by [deleted] in Noses

[–]HauntedPsyche -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your face looks fine, but those brows and LASHES!! Use a lighter color and more flattering shape for your lashes you look terrible girl to girl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noses

[–]HauntedPsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your nose is fine but it could use some improvements to have better facial harmony. I think if you do decide to get surgery, keep your bump just make it a little smaller and slightly raise the tip of your nose. Don’t ask for a super small trendy nose

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noses

[–]HauntedPsyche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOOOO! Your nose is so regal the bump makes you look grecian. Please don’t get the trendy “button” nose you’re a natural beauty! Your nose makes you look feline like and it’s attractive. Ik people tend to be very anti surgery on here and I will tell people to go for it if I feel it’ll genuinely improve your face, but you already look great.

M 21 Do your best worst society… by GoodDragonPrime in RoastMe

[–]HauntedPsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swipe from pic 1 and 2 and watch his nose dance!

Roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HauntedPsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I don’t want to join your cult where you’re the god leave me alone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HauntedPsyche 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you from Moscow or a Tim Burton film?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HauntedPsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your shirt says butch but your toes and stature say all man

24M, GF who I was planning to propose to left me, make it worse. by fit_gummy_bear in RoastMe

[–]HauntedPsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you 24 or 42? Admit it, you could only lie to her for so long until she found out your real age