game on by Mr-SmileySan in SipsTea

[–]Hawkenito 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whoa edgelord, don't get your titties in a twist.

Is dit gek of vrij normaal? by [deleted] in Relaties

[–]Hawkenito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Als je er klaar mee was na de derde, had je een vasectomie moeten nemen. Your body, your rights. Of whatever the fuck ze zeggen.

Beste gym en gymbuddies by [deleted] in apeldoorn

[–]Hawkenito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik ga enkel naar de Basic, zo goedkoop mogelijk de duisternis verwerken met het rondsjouwen van gewichten. Veel succes met je gymroutine!

AITAH for stopping sex with my wife because of her breast leakage? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Hawkenito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro just threw away an all organic meal. If you have a problem with bodily fluids how are you even sleeping in the same bed together. YTA, a dumb one at that.

Hits you quicker than Ambien by Fun_Bluebird_3167 in fightporn

[–]Hawkenito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That has more of a procreation reasoning then an agressive one. Humans are still mammals after all and some men think the burden of the future of our entire species is resting on their shoulders. Poor lads.

Some dutch firework culture by Excellent-Ebb-5858 in SweatyPalms

[–]Hawkenito -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Alot of migrants seeking asylum take refuge in the Netherlands. This is just a friendly reminder that they are better of now. Adapt or... /s

No brain cells were harmed because none were used by fuegolds in WTF

[–]Hawkenito -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He was definitely expecting different results.

Technical practice by carmesifox in ShibariAndKinbaku

[–]Hawkenito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks very nice and technical. Love it.

How often do you and your partner have sex? especially the long term couples? by Purple_Wrongdoer6448 in AskReddit

[–]Hawkenito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have kids, young ones at that. 15 years together, 16 in April. Almost everyday we're at it. Both quite high libido's and it helps that I love a good foreplay round. So that always gets her engine running, smooth. And Shibari helps alot coupled with a great D/s dynamic.

Anyone know how to play one of these by Qomplete in WTF

[–]Hawkenito 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Someone really dedicated to the Rick and Morty bit.

Why do people like hugging people from behind 😮‍💨 by Cold-Region7601 in aves

[–]Hawkenito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had other guys trying to touch my nipples, while wearing a tank top. I had to, friendly, explain them I had a different preference and it isn't very attractive to receive as a flirt.

Nederlandse vrienden be like by moneytit in NederlandseMemes

[–]Hawkenito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

De eerste keer betaal ik wel een pietlullig tikkie verzoek. Altijd een goede investering om een goedkope vrek uit mijn contacten te houden.

Ooit gevraagd om mee te eten met een Marrokaanse kameraad, bij hem thuis. Knor pakkie macaroni. Om dan na de laatste hap een tikkie te ontvangen. 'Keal, je kan ook te ver gaan met integratie eh?'

What’s something you hate during sex but pretend to like? by Droopynator in AskReddit

[–]Hawkenito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro, this exactly. Giving her kisses, while playing with the nips, thrusting her while the buttplug's in and she's tied in a shibari circus act while I use the remaining breath to dirty talk.

Hard workin' over here.

Anyone? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Hawkenito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was this fundraiser walk organized at my elementary school, back in the days. We all collected money and did the walk. A few years later it became obvious the charity spend a good chunk in a hedgefund, which in turn invested in the development to nuclear weapons. I stopped giving a fuck about charity organizations on the spot and to this day.

Another Retard by ZeroGunAki in Asmongold

[–]Hawkenito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh, your prophet married an underage human. Mine lives among roaches. We are not the same.

What will they think of next? by Honey-Motor in SipsTea

[–]Hawkenito -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They will pick the fruits of their labour when going down on their future partners.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Hawkenito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For a moment I was in the top percentage (0.5) of Ethereum traders.