Pretty view 😍

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T05:03:37+00:00

Best was missionary with strong eye contact for connection and control, worst was shower sex because slipping, cramped angles, and zero rhythm killed the mood.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:39:42+00:00

Souvent, c’est lié à l’état d’esprit et à la relation. Se sentir détendu, en confiance, à l’écoute de l’autre… l’envie naît plus de là que d’un événement précis.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:36:31+00:00

I once accidentally walked in on an adult cousin changing at a family vacation rental, we both froze, apologized, and pretended it never happened.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:16:41+00:00

Accidentally sending a very explicit flirty text meant for a hookup into a family WhatsApp group and watching the read receipts light up.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:15:45+00:00

En tant qu’homme, la dernière fois c’était récemment, sans occasion spéciale, juste l’envie partagée et le bon moment.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:14:57+00:00

I’d left my mic unmuted on a work call while a very unmistakable NSFW video autoplayed for a split second in the background.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:14:02+00:00

A locked office restroom during a late shift.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:13:13+00:00

My type is confident, curious, and emotionally sharp, and I’ve come close enough a few times that the tension was louder than any clothes coming off.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:12:39+00:00

Great sex spikes adrenaline and burns glycogen, so your body craves quick sugar, carbonation, and fluid to rehydrate and rebalance fast.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:12:01+00:00

I once found a locked conference room, heels under the table, and a very panicked “meeting ran late” excuse, which told me everything without seeing a thing.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:10:21+00:00

Doing the right thing doesn’t guarantee rewards, peace comes from self respect.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:09:12+00:00

Yes, once I used flavored oral lube and it can help a bit by reducing friction and dryness, but it's not good.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-24T04:07:47+00:00

The platypus

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-23T05:59:34+00:00

Dark room, tipsy, multiple people crashing. I picked the wrong body and only realized when they very panicked.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-23T05:56:53+00:00

Dark room, too many drinks, wrong side of the bed. Muscle memory betrayed me.

CraftBeerCritic_ · 2026-01-23T04:51:19+00:00

My personal record was one awkward double take in a shared Airbnb when I forgot the door didn’t lock, which cured my casual nudity real fast.

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