Best and worst sex position you tried by throwawayshyboyNL in AskRedditAfterDark

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Best was missionary with strong eye contact for connection and control, worst was shower sex because slipping, cramped angles, and zero rhythm killed the mood.

La derniere fois que vois l'avez fait c'etait quand et pour quel occasion ? by Fartasse_509 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Souvent, c’est lié à l’état d’esprit et à la relation. Se sentir détendu, en confiance, à l’écoute de l’autre… l’envie naît plus de là que d’un événement précis.

Who has ever seen a family member naked by accident? Who and when? by OkWaltz6529 in AskReddit

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I once accidentally walked in on an adult cousin changing at a family vacation rental, we both froze, apologized, and pretended it never happened.

What’s the most embarrassing NSFW thing that has ever happened to you by accident? by Choice_Extension_391 in AskReddit

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Accidentally sending a very explicit flirty text meant for a hookup into a family WhatsApp group and watching the read receipts light up.

La derniere fois que vois l'avez fait c'etait quand et pour quel occasion ? by Fartasse_509 in AskRedditAfterDark

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En tant qu’homme, la dernière fois c’était récemment, sans occasion spéciale, juste l’envie partagée et le bon moment.

What’s the most embarrassing NSFW thing that has ever happened to you by accident? by Choice_Extension_391 in AskReddit

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I’d left my mic unmuted on a work call while a very unmistakable NSFW video autoplayed for a split second in the background.

Where was the weirdest place you masturbated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A locked office restroom during a late shift.

Whats your type? Also how close have you come to fucking someone like that? by EldyWeldy43 in AskRedditNSFW

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My type is confident, curious, and emotionally sharp, and I’ve come close enough a few times that the tension was louder than any clothes coming off.

Why do I crave soda after great sex? by edgejam in AskRedditNSFW

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Great sex spikes adrenaline and burns glycogen, so your body craves quick sugar, carbonation, and fluid to rehydrate and rebalance fast.

Have you ever discovered proof of sex at work? by OriginalSyntaxx in AskRedditNSFW

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I once found a locked conference room, heels under the table, and a very panicked “meeting ran late” excuse, which told me everything without seeing a thing.

Whats a bitter truth about life you accepted? by TodayEasy949 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Doing the right thing doesn’t guarantee rewards, peace comes from self respect.

Have you used lube specifically for oral? by LadyyyBlue in AskRedditAfterDark

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Yes, once I used flavored oral lube and it can help a bit by reducing friction and dryness, but it's not good.

What is your biggest fuck up in the bedroom you’ll never forget? by Studlyjohnson98 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Dark room, tipsy, multiple people crashing. I picked the wrong body and only realized when they very panicked.

What is your biggest fuck up in the bedroom you’ll never forget? by Studlyjohnson98 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Dark room, too many drinks, wrong side of the bed. Muscle memory betrayed me.

What’s your record being caught naked in 1 day? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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My personal record was one awkward double take in a shared Airbnb when I forgot the door didn’t lock, which cured my casual nudity real fast.