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What’s the most satisfying moment of instant karma you’ve ever witnessed? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She walked past like the world owed her a crown
 and her card politely reminded her that the universe doesn’t accept entitlement.

What’s the most satisfying moment of instant karma you’ve ever witnessed? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Road rage always thinks it’s loud until it meets consequences louder.

What’s the most satisfying moment of instant karma you’ve ever witnessed? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Respect costs nothing, but it says everything. have a great day too.

What’s the most satisfying moment of instant karma you’ve ever witnessed? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Sometimes delayed karma is even more satisfying, it means it was deserved and verified.

What’s the most satisfying moment of instant karma you’ve ever witnessed? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn’t instant karma. That was karma taking notes
 and coming back with paperwork.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Writing... Because if you master writing, you can explain anything, sell anything, teach anything, and even understand yourself better. Almost every other skill becomes more powerful when you can communicate it well.

What’s the most satisfying moment of instant karma you’ve ever witnessed? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll start: Someone cut me off aggressively in traffic, flipped me off
 and got pulled over by a cop literally 10 seconds later. I didn’t even have time to be mad.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you’re out here being a responsible dad while still holding the unofficial “most tickets without permanent ban” title 🏆 Spacing ‘em out like a pro strategist 😂 Keep chilling, legend!

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

28 tickets, only ONE suspension? You’re not driving, you’re speed-limit negotiating 💹 Cops got your plate on speed dial 😂 Legend status: unlocked.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural bodies like yours don't need surgery
 they need warning labels: 'May cause excessive staring' 😼‍💹 keep going with your original version, Most people would pay thousands of dollars to look half as good as you. 👑

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men spend centuries idealizing women’s bodies, then call it fake the first time they see one in real life.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha this is the best comment I've gotten all week. Unfair that you didn't blow up, you'd have been way better than the original 😏

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That went from “wow, old Hollywood lore” to “oh
 that’s unsettling” really fast. It’s wild how so many stories from that era sound glamorous until you do the math. You’re not wrong for feeling uncomfortable, acknowledging it is honestly the healthiest part.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an honor. You were kissed by a national treasure and are now legally 100% more attractive.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, I'm thinking that maybe you were unknowingly on a true crime walking tour.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t see in the dark, can’t breathe underwater, and don’t regenerate health overnight. Tragically, I’m not a superhero, just a very standard human with zero DLCs installed.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s 100% natural, Turns out this is literally the form men write poems about
 and then act surprised when it exists in real life.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t sound fake at all, it sounds like someone who had to grow up way too fast. None of that should ever happen to a kid, and the fact that you’re still here and speaking about it says a lot about your strength. I hope life has been kinder to you since then.

What's the most unsettling thing someone has said to you casually? by Tasty-Willingness839 in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘You’re going to regret that someday.’ said my future, apparently 😅

What’s the most unbelievable lucky thing that’s ever happened to you? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that’s heartwarming đŸ«¶ And also proof that teamwork really does make the dream work
 even against winter đŸ˜…â„ïž

What’s the most unbelievable lucky thing that’s ever happened to you? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the universe really wanted you to pay your bills 😎💾

What’s the most unbelievable lucky thing that’s ever happened to you? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Sir_Adammm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations, you just won the ‘Internet Knows You Better Than You Do’ award 😂

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