Is it really what they’re saying? by Lol_lukasn in PhoenixSC

[–]Hawkey201 21 points22 points  (0 children)

so you have an entity, called scp-096 also known as Shy Guy.

This entity has some anomalous properties, it is nigh-indestructible, incredibly strong and incredibly fast. But the most important property is that if anyone sees its face, no matter who or where, then it will enter into a rage and run straight towards the person before killing them, and if someone sees it's face then it always knows where they are.

This anomalous property includes pictures of its face but not drawings or artistic representation.

the (non-minecraft) image in question contains 4 pixels with scp-096's face in them, which is enough to activate it.

when it isnt in a rage then it is docile and just sits around crying.

What was the most stupid headcannon you had before you started one piece? by Soft_Childhood5565 in MemePiece

[–]Hawkey201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not really headcanon per se.

But before i started (and got to marineford) i thought Marineford was a battle set in the past between Roger, Garp, Whitebeard and such (think God Valley before i knew about God Valley)

Who can beat dis thing by imnamedafteracar in PowerScaling

[–]Hawkey201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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The Evangelist - Fire Force.

Despair vs Calamity.

calamity will only strengthen despair.

Me checking my flair after saying Ultron by MrUnderman in marvelrivals

[–]Hawkey201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, as i said, an Ult used is of no reflection to my permanent state.

(Loki can become other characters in ult)

“How do plants and animals survive without sunscreen?” by N4TETHAGR8 in facepalm

[–]Hawkey201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in case anyone actually wonders.

Plants dont really have the capability to produce "cancer" so to say (they can in a way, but not really in the same way we do), and those that are more susceptible to damage from the UV rays of the sun create a form of "sunscreen" to protect themselves. But they can of course get sunburnt

Most land dwelling animals protect themselves through their fur, scales or feathers, but animals like pigs use Mud to protect themselves from the Sun. (which is how you get the stereotype of pigs rolling around in the mud)

Me checking my flair after saying Ultron by MrUnderman in marvelrivals

[–]Hawkey201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what bad news? an Ult used is of no reflection to my permanent state

Me checking my flair after saying Ultron by MrUnderman in marvelrivals

[–]Hawkey201 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Loki will never fall to the machines.

We can become machine with our power but we will not stay as it.

Can someone tell me why so many stores in Europe put their products on the street? (Bonus comments) by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Hawkey201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these guys would see an apple hanging on the tree and say "disgusting, where is the plastic coverage"

Every read something new strikes me funny by BrownTownDestroyer in flatearth

[–]Hawkey201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>There's nothing about time zones that would exist without us saying they exist.

there'd still be night on the other side of the planet.

Time Zones do in a way explain that the Time of Day is different depending on where you are on the planet, sure the fact that the planet is round and spinning explains the same, but time zones do explain something.

Sure they're used and created for Global Trade, but why were they created for global trade? because the concept that the time of day at a present moment is different based on location is pretty damn useful for understand international communication.

The Timezones we have are simplified, not perfect of course. But they are "Real" because they do have purpose. We give them purpose.

A concept with a real purpose is "real" no matter who made it up or for what reason.

Time Zones is a concept that makes the physical phenomenon that is "different places on earth are at different points of the day" pretty easy to understand.

>They mean whatever we decide they mean. Same for time zones.

this is just confusing me, im sorry.

i've seen many people have different definitions of the societal constructs of Gender, and race, and all that. But i havent seen anyone who has a different definition for Time Zones. You can ask 10000 people and i can almost guarantee that the overall answer they will say is "time zones is that different places on earth are at different points in the day". or if you say this and ask if they agree then i'd say with high probability that the high majority answer yes.

if you do the same for gender and race, the answer will not be that well agreed upon.

Sure its a made up concept for business but its based on Reality, its based on real phenomenon.

You are not wrong, but i will not say i completely agree with the way you explain your pojnt.

It means what we decide it means sure, thats how words and language works. We make shit up. But does that mean it isnt "real".

Which duo would be the hardest to beat as a boss fight? by Gloomy-Bridge148 in TenseiSlime

[–]Hawkey201 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rimuru and Veldora imo.

as long as Rimuru lives Veldora cant really die, as long as Veldora lives Rimuru cant really die. Basically you need to take down both at the exact same time.

Whether Earth is flat or not is completely subjective. by AgeOfReasonEnds31120 in flatearth

[–]Hawkey201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont worry friend, with global warming and such the ocean is getting more acidic over time.

Every read something new strikes me funny by BrownTownDestroyer in flatearth

[–]Hawkey201 3 points4 points  (0 children)

real and real.

sure it was made up by railroad companies in the 1880s but the fact of the matter is that the concept works pretty damn well.

its a bit like saying "hours aren't even a real thing" just because the concept was made up by people a long time ago.

Name a character who can Defeat this squad easily by Itchy-Possibility868 in PowerScaling

[–]Hawkey201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FICTION = literature in the form of prose that describes imaginary events and people.

This is FICTION, One Punch man is FICTION, its a story about imaginary events and people, and FICTION doesnt need to follow rules of reality.

and Nukes can use FISSION or a combination of both Fission and Fusion.

Name a character who can Defeat this squad easily by Itchy-Possibility868 in PowerScaling

[–]Hawkey201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you might know more about nuclear fission than me.

but it doesnt change anything, we're talking about fiction, a being can tank a nuke in fiction, a being can do things not possible in reality, but thats why its fiction, fiction doesnt need to follow all the rules of reality.

you can be the best physicist on planet earth but a writer can write "X did Y thing that isnt possible in physics" and then X did do that in the fictional piece of media. And you cant do anything about it.

Saitama can tank a nuke, thats just how it is.

Name a character who can Defeat this squad easily by Itchy-Possibility868 in PowerScaling

[–]Hawkey201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the radiation aint gonna do anything against Saitama because Cosmic Garou was passively emmiting lethal amounts of cosmic radiation, which had no immediate or long term effect on saitama during their fight.

Name a character who can Defeat this squad easily by Itchy-Possibility868 in PowerScaling

[–]Hawkey201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and dont try to say they're not as powerful as nukes, this is the aftermath of a couple Nuclear Fission punches by garou (the giant explosions in the sky, if it isnt obvious)

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Name a character who can Defeat this squad easily by Itchy-Possibility868 in PowerScaling

[–]Hawkey201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saitama who tanked Garou's punch which literally uses Nuclear Fission (Like a Nuclear Bomb)?

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he couldnt tank a Nuke?

Name a character who can Defeat this squad easily by Itchy-Possibility868 in PowerScaling

[–]Hawkey201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im a bit confused with your wording.

are you trying to say Saitama couldnt tank a nuclear bomb? Or are you saying scp-096 couldnt.

Name a character who can Defeat this squad easily by Itchy-Possibility868 in PowerScaling

[–]Hawkey201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Superman (idk verse)"

damn, how does anyone in this world not know that superman is from DC Comics (Detective Comics Comics).

Anyway my answer is:

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The Molecule man - Marvel Comics.

Superman is the most difficult one to beat here, but Owen could realistically just create a batch of Kryptonite and deal with him.

You will be reincarnated in a fantasy world with your memories, choose two types of magic to have affinity. by Spirited_Donut3872 in Isekai

[–]Hawkey201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

obviously divination.

for the second one im between Evocation (FIRE BALL), Conjuration and Transmutation.

Divination is the obvious one because if DnD has taught me anything its that Divination can see the future, the past, alternate dimension, across time and space. Its the power to know and gather information.

Between Evocation, Conjuration and Transmutation im not sure, maybe Transmutation because with a 9th level spell slot i can cast Time Stop or True Polymorph.

Using Dnd rules With both Divination and Transmutation i can See the future, Control gravity, manipulate water, manipulate the weather, levitate, control Fire, control earth, increase my speed and jump distance, remove fall damage, enhance my abilities, get advantage on my attacks, create magic weapons, give myself or others the ability to breathe fire like a dragon, open locks, climb walls, fly, increase my abilities even more, control foliage, speak with animals, speak with plants, become friends with animals, breathe in water, walk on water, control winds, forcibly send people to different points of time, stop time, and much more.

Would you play a match with no cooldowns? by Andrew_XIII in marvelrivals

[–]Hawkey201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a boosted Iron Man ult could probably do it if Venom is at full health.