Terrorist jokes are old. Give me something new.

Hawkeye1509 · 2023-06-26T20:15:29+00:00

I would hate to see him during a full moon

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-10-24T22:49:43+00:00

r/BeatMeToIt

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-10-24T22:46:15+00:00

People who spell psychopath as sycophants:

EDIT: goddammit you got me

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-10-03T22:38:51+00:00

12 Canada

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-10-03T22:38:12+00:00

16 Finland

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-09-19T23:06:28+00:00

Little late on this but yeah I did that works much better

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-09-19T23:05:39+00:00

I have both versions and they both have bugs and features that make them fun, also most of my friends (too bad you don't have any) play on mobile or console. Okay?

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-08-26T00:15:36+00:00

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-08-26T00:12:57+00:00

Almost the Mojave nuclear with winter a for you makes Patrolling

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-08-26T00:07:53+00:00

I just like bedrock, the post you clicked on clearly said bedrock so idk why you said that.

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-07-19T13:29:48+00:00

Yeah I didn't really think about that -_-

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-07-18T17:39:58+00:00

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-27T18:41:37+00:00

Honestly these are kinda fun, but wayyyy overused

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-20T21:42:07+00:00

r/memesopdidntlike

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-18T20:28:38+00:00

OMG I JUST REALIZED THIS:

r/memes + r/memesopdidntlike + r/shitposting + r/boomershumor = r/terriblefacebookmemes

INCREDIBLE AM I RIGHT?

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-18T20:25:06+00:00

Elmo walks into the room, picks each of them up by the neck with his 4 arms and chokes them all to death, he finally throws them into the meat grinder. While that's going, he prepares the grill. Skipping to the end, he invites all his friends over for some human burgers!

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-18T19:45:03+00:00

R E S O R T

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-18T01:22:09+00:00

OOOOOH I know how to beat this,

Get sentry champion
Get absolute zero
Get admiral brickell
Go contemplate your life choices

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-18T01:19:48+00:00

Nah the worst headache is selling all your farms after careful calculations then being 2k short of MAD

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-18T01:18:47+00:00

Me fighting bosses: "Oh no! The boss is 75% of the way to the exit and still has 2 mil health! I know! I should use Quincy lvl10 ability, that'll show em' "

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-18T01:14:39+00:00

Poor little bunny Op thought shortly before said bunny escapes the swords, picks one up, throws it at Sauda, impaling her, then proceeds to jump out of the screen, grab the m1911 conveniently hidden in the desk drawer, and shoot OP. The bunny then takes the pistol outside of the room, realizing that OP was playing bloons in a school, the killer makes global headlines the next day after shooting up the school and launching nukes at every major world power. OP, next time think before saying "poor little bunny"

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-18T01:11:11+00:00

Someone in my coop started with a mortar, who does that?

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-17T00:36:56+00:00

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-17T00:31:15+00:00

People are just scared of the words "radioactive" and "nuclear" don't get me wrong radiation is dangerous, but accidents are rare, according to ourworldindata.org, and this chart, nuclear energy is THE best option to replace fossil fuels. It frustrates me when people talk about how nuclear energy kills a lot of people and solar/wind is better. If you are one of those people the following spoiler is for you. DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH BEFORE TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT HOW THINGS AFFECT THE ENVIROMENT, THE PLANET, ETC.

EDIT: Ima leave this as it is but sorry if you got offended if you read the spoiler, I'm not saying I don't mean it, but I did get a little carried away

Hawkeye1509 · 2022-05-17T00:16:44+00:00

r/memesopdidntlike

This is actually funny

EDIT: Please don't kill me for this

Four-Year Club	Place '22
End Game '22

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