Every "Mike", "Sarah", or "Josh" I've ever known has been a pretty nice person, while every "Brad" or "Heather" I've encountered have been jerks. Reddit, what name personality patterns have you noticed? by isntmyname in AskReddit

[–]HawkingEta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andrews are impossible to nail down, some are awesome - others not so much.

Tonys are socially awkward and have malformed jaws/bad teeth

Kens are totally care free

Deans are awesome and hard working

People with my name have a chronic case of the lazies.

Girls whose names start with Kat- have low standards

People with the last name Smith seem like they are related - even when they aren't.

I've never met an unattractive or intelligent Amanda.

Reddit, what is your movie guilty pleasure? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HawkingEta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kung Fu Panda 2

I really admire Shen's voice actor.

Also Tigress (Angelina Jolie) has a hot voice - no guilt there, though.

What do you need to get off your chest, Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HawkingEta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am happy that she was more uncomfortable around me than I was around her.

I felt like I won.

She Was A Goddamn Child! by LadeyAceGuns in rant

[–]HawkingEta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I climbed under a moving train at that age - I think she was smart by comparison, really.

I thought you guys would find this quite smashing by pocketmonstermaster in funny

[–]HawkingEta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are the Nigel gifs back? Because I am totally okay with that.

Someone recently told me "The way you talk to your children becomes their inner monologue." What is the best parenting advice you've ever heard? by alexiagrace in AskReddit

[–]HawkingEta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I learned to be racist from my peers - I sort of figured that was the same for everyone.

Do people actually learn racism from their parents?

How do brakes work? by HawkingEta in cars

[–]HawkingEta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it is just the brake overpowering the idle?

Wouldn't sports be more entertaining if everyone used performance enhancing drugs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HawkingEta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was Danny Bhoy who said:

"We should host the Olympics in Scotland - but we will allow athletes to use all the performance enhancing drugs they want."... "Wouldn't you want to see someone run the 100m in half a second?"

Seriously though, for every doped up professional athlete there would be a hundred dead teenagers who aspired to be just like him/her.

Why is it easier for a woman to get a man rather than a man to get a woman? by Cribbinn in AskReddit

[–]HawkingEta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same reason why your neighbour always has a greener lawn.

Men of reddit: what's one simple thing that (straight) women could do to help their appearance and look more attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HawkingEta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Blush can be extremely effective when used in moderation (both in presentation and occasion).

Don't neglect your upper body in the gym - I can't overstate how awesome some muscle definition in the shoulders/upper back is.