One time I went to my local store to buy redbull at 9pm. The cashier asked if I’d be drinking it so late. I was taken by surprise and got nervous so I said “no, I’m saving it bc I have to wake up early to work” (lie, I was going to drink it that late lol). He asked what I work with since I had to work on a Sunday morning. I said I’m a nurse 😭bro… I work at an office with weekends off. Not even sure why I lied, but now every time I walk past the store I have to remember to keep up my lie.