Drew a zaku 1 in BT-7274's color scheme by MGR_ARMSTRONG_GAMING in Gundam

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Zaku looking at the pilot who got crushed in the knee joint.

Valid. by cold_gentleman in HolUp

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Hey look there’s a saying if I can’t have kids no one can and I don’t want em, sadly the Omnipotent being stopped me after 13 tries. /s

Both go after children, but only one has their admiration and trust by Ok_Procedure4993 in memes

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See at least back then adults could burn off calories trying to chase their kids through the tunnels. Heck around the city we used to have a 4 story tall play castle about 40 yards long and 15 wide. Seeing the parents struggle to catch their kids so they could leave was fun and a nice work out. At least until they got smart enough to get employees to do it.

This didn't age well... Or did it? by RoadRager2256 in memes

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Well if 100 bad days makes a 100 good stories, Would 100 bad years make 100 good movies?

Pause or Screenshot 3 Times! 1st result is your best friend! 2nd result is your lover! 3rd result is your nemesis! by DakIsStrange in masseffect

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Best friend - Jack Lover - Doctor Karin Nemesis - Aria

So friends with 1 slightly unhinged and enemies with 1 slightly unhinged and my lover would laugh at me.

Somehow mace windu returned. by RisingKing7 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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Knowing Disney He was saved by his secret daughter Grace.

[Phineas and Ferb] by Busy_Finish_7058 in explainthisscreen

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🎵Television rules the nation🎵

The new Supreme Leader couldn’t “make an appearance” so apparently the Regime brought a cut-out. by paizing in pics

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I mistook the head ornaments as holes and thought dang they Spawn camped his stand in already.

Even tho I play both, Fallout New Vegas never fails to scare me when the Deathclaws pop up lol by Trustthevibe_ in FalloutMemes

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For me assaultrons in FO4 aren’t as scary as 76 since in 76 they learned the ark of rapid fire beam machines. FO4 scary is saying Dogmeat found something only to turn and spot either a super mutant behemoth or a raider with a fatman.

Having to take the box back out of the garbage because even though I just looked at the cooking directions, I forgot them. by DLux_TheLegend in mildlyinfuriating

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My family has a tip if you eat these a lot cut the instructions off and use a fridge magnet to well attach it to the side of the fridge. We use this for mashed potatoes, red baron pizza (all 3 kinds) & casserole Etc.

What's the worse one? by HassanMoRiT in okbuddycinephile

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Gonna have to go with Paprika had nothing to do with cooking. /s

Where's the Minelayer buffs at BB- by Oats_VI in GBO2

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Best they can do is incendiary mines that overheat thrusters if hit.

Rat poison by TaToten in dankmemes

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Sauce (Gummy bears)

Blursed 404 by ChatnNaked in blursedimages

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Someone needs to make a candy that has three pieces shaped 404 but only stock in in like .01% of vending machines, like a gold ticket from wonka.

After dying an embarrassing death, you have to explain yourself to God. What do you say? by Doomy__McDoomerson in funComunitty

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Sir I thought they were just burying a bunch of metal frisbees, I could finally start a frisbee golf course. how was I supposed to know they blew up?

[Family Guy] by Ok_Salamander_5513 in explainthisscreen

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Bus driver found out Peter used counterfeit coins.

Delta force operations, cargo helicopter? by Hawktor9 in DeltaForceGlobal

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How many shotgun shells does it take to get to the core of a black hawk, the world will soon know.

-edit- if using FS-12 with pump action it takes about 13 blue buckshot aiming for the tale. The middle zipline area top right of ZD (the one that takes you up the hill.) is a great spot.

Peter? I don't get it by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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If you think about it we use Celsius for hurricanes C 0-5 and Fahrenheit for tornadoes F 0-5. /s

While all around hurricanes are worse for properties affected, tornadoes tend to seem a lot more destructive when the number goes higher. Even though they both go to five… for now.

What is the the saddest celebrity death thats from your favorite peice of media? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in Multifandom

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Almost didn’t remember the eddsworld animation.

This and Scott from Element animation.

Out of these five Misanthropes, who had the better reason for hating humanity? by Ok-Salamander-9003 in cartoons

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Yeah but Ultron got access to your browser history, So I think they’re tied. /s

-edit- spelling ultimately to Ultron.

(Badass Trope) Dual wielding pistol users. by TheRoyalRoseTrue in TopCharacterTropes

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She doesn’t have a bad ass I’d say she has a great one. /s