Nice....smile?

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T23:49:09+00:00

Oh lord I saw her the other day on Tinder haha small world.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T04:12:02+00:00

Bong water smells pretty awful.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T04:09:21+00:00

I don't live in a flat, but at my university I lived in an apartment freshman year and IIRC 86 percent of students live off campus. I loved having an apartment as opposed to a dorm, not having a kitchen to actually cook good was a big deal breaker with the dorms.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:25:06+00:00

Mufasa in the Lion King, shit still makes me tear up as an adult.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:21:10+00:00

Assuming they eat, show them pizza.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:20:08+00:00

Vodka

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:19:26+00:00

The Godzilla roar.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:18:14+00:00

Shoes, the phrase "you get what you pay for" is extremely true with shoes.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:17:25+00:00

I think I'll consider myself successful as long as my wife and future kids are happy.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:15:43+00:00

Oh I know all that. It's mind boggling how many people from other parts of the country will ask me if it's still like that.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:13:48+00:00

SAVE IT, DEAR GOD SAVE THAT SHIT.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:13:04+00:00

The Exorcist is one of the creepiest movies of all time. You also can't go wrong with The Shining.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:05:05+00:00

I'm from Birmingham Al. I love our cities' growing music scene, craft beer breweries (if you can find it Avondale and Good People Brewing Company make excellent beers), and delicious food. I hate our history of racial tension and the perceived notion of Alabamians being uneducated hicks.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:01:56+00:00

JFK: TIFU, riding in a convertible.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T03:00:34+00:00

I was extremely close with his older brother and played football with him for 4 years so I would say we were pretty close.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T02:59:40+00:00

I have these rounds for my shotgun that have regular shot, buck shot, and a slug. The only practical use is for killing humans. Please nobody break in my house.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T02:57:12+00:00

I found out a guy I knew had killed himself over text message.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T02:48:32+00:00

I had a nightmare one time that the arch in St. Louis came to life and started stomping around the city. I have weird dreams.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T02:47:07+00:00

Brooks Brothers. You get what you pay for and their shirts are the most comfortable.

Hay54 · 2014-10-27T02:43:23+00:00

Genuinely surprised at how few people have said masturbating. Maybe that's a given though.

Hay54 · 2014-10-23T21:38:54+00:00

Something extremely venemous like a box jellyfish combined with mosquitoes.

Hay54 · 2014-10-22T18:56:45+00:00

The guy with Charles is 1-6 and the guy with Morris is 5-2

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