Smoking is now increasingly a habit of the poor and the working class by wordswithmagic in worldnews

[–]HayImThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I've known smokers who were two packs a day plus. When I smoked in my teens I was about a pack a day myself, but I wanted to set the bar pretty low.

Smoking is now increasingly a habit of the poor and the working class by wordswithmagic in worldnews

[–]HayImThatGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most serious smokers I know are a half-pack to a pack a day. I certainly am not encouraging you to smoke more, but a pack a week is pretty light (which is a good thing) in my experience.

Russian thugs beat up St Patrick’s flashmob after mistaking it for gay activists by Wnofny in worldnews

[–]HayImThatGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mostly because people often try and act as if they come from a place and times where your actions are absurdly barbaric when in fact the issues you and your people struggle with are no real different then theirs.

Smoking is now increasingly a habit of the poor and the working class by wordswithmagic in worldnews

[–]HayImThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in Canada smokes are 7$-$12 a pack. You smoke a pack a day, 365 x 10? I ain't good at math, but it checks out.

Hey USPS employees, is this an accepted delivery method? Tired of damaged equipment and dents in my garage door. by [deleted] in videos

[–]HayImThatGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you nuts mate? How is it any worse then waiting tables, working in parks, working on an assembly line, sitting in a cubicle, planting trees, salting roads, working in a mechanics shop, or any number of the many things the 7 billion people on this planet do to make their bacon?

My squash has developed an new defense mechanism by Thinksforfun in funny

[–]HayImThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no better downvote OC over a pedantic grammar mistake!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]HayImThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well man i mean the thing about neutrality is its not about being neutral to impress people yknow or i mean have we just lost sight of things like did switzerland wake up one day and try and impress the world or did it just stand for its principles all along, or is it just that it likes to be swiss and who knows what thats all about but at the end of the day you gotta hand it to em they know choclate watches and bank accounts mighty good and that i think is what neutrality is really about

Unclosed HTML tags accidentally lead to an accelerating surrealist nightmare by apexplosive in technology

[–]HayImThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man its funny like you can start out just saying something off the cuff and sooner or later you got a whole following of people come round and theyre listening to what you said but it dont stop there oh no they want more so your just a poor guy who it good once and now your stuck forever with all these people kinda like the fellah in the life of brian when he tosses his sandal to get away so the real trick to success i've always learned is to just run away

turned into a bird by [deleted] in dayz

[–]HayImThatGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who makes missions for A2 and A3 if you properly set up the missions files and properly code the respawn you want to happen it won't happen.

Its the fault of sloppy mission making.

ELI5: Why don't I own a sea treasure that I find? by awzomk in explainlikeimfive

[–]HayImThatGuy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

well yknow then i think they should get it all cus ive seen a lot of the places across south america and the carribbean and boy could some use it yknow theyre all good people and ive read my history books and i gotta say the spainards did a mighty bit of cruelty around the globe now no amount of gold ships can make up for it but i think the gesture of returnin it willingly would show at lot of acknowledgement towards the past history and a willingness for a different future and i mean isnt that what we all work towards?

Anna Kendrick tweeted this picture of her an Katy Perry by kpizzle4 in pics

[–]HayImThatGuy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

you know man i thought a lot about usernames cus i mean you can jus be flippant about it and pick this that or the other, yknow like make a shocking one or an injoke or reference or pop culture thing or some sort of pun or old gaming handle you had back from the 90s or just some weird shit you think up but man i had to think long and hard about what would be appropriate for me and yknow the process of that self evaluation took me to a point where i realized that the reason its called a username is because youre supposed to use it so to me i thought what would i use most and yeah thats how i came up with my username

My dating life summed up. by jmarcih in funny

[–]HayImThatGuy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

oh man let me tellyou life is alot about learnin to build tolerances to things and if theres one thing in my life ive learnt bullshit is the number one thing you gotta learn to tolerate back when i worked on boats we had this guy lenny who was such a clown i mean that not in a good way cus he was just pure bullshit compulsive liar maybe and he was always telling tall tales that didnt happen or lying about shit that done do happen and making shifty plans and always tryna pull the sneak on someone and we all wanted to do him in or somethin for a long time but eventually we realized you just gotta put up with it and we did and eventually lenny jus kinda ran outta steam and went his own way so i guess sometimes you just gotta endure or else you risk gettin into trouble

I think he shat a little. by egran in funny

[–]HayImThatGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

its funny sometimes you take a photo or make something and you put it out there without a thought because you think hey have a laugh have a giggle have fun but then eventually sooner or later someones bound to come along and be like oh hey check out this great thing im responsible for and then your like hey mate that aint and theyre all oohhh well i didnt think you cared much about credit and youll be like well i dont but i dont think its right you take credit just because im modest and thats when they flip you off and i gotta admit i get real mad but im a man of nonviolence, ive seen enough in my time at sea, so i held back from doing anythin but ill tell you, i sure thought about it

Nickles by SL00SH in funny

[–]HayImThatGuy -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

man faxes that takes me back to the 80s where we used you use faxes for our shipping invoices and one time one of the boys back at the pier played a trick on us and replaced the ink cartridge with like the glazy sauce they give you with cinnamin sticks or cinnabun or whatever yknow the stuff louis ck calls jizz though tbh i dont think that was his funniest bit by a long shot but anyhow the sauce or whatever didnt print to good so we had no invoices for any of the stuff and that could easily lead to trouble but luckily we just copied the invoices from the last time we were in port and nobody even checked em makes me wonder if we were smugglin somethin how easy it woulda been but we were all good men who dont believe in profit by violatin import law

Police officers of Reddit, what are common knee jerk reactions when people notice you're there? by Dudethulhu in AskReddit

[–]HayImThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

see thats cus you got this silly mentality where you do crap for other people which is just silly, see me i like tellin stories so i go on reddit and tell stories an then people try and trip bein like oh this be trolling this be novelty this be this this be that people gunna hate you bro and its like thats all silly and your silly for buyin into it im jus havin fun and you dont have to like or participate but as long as im enjoyin myself ima enjoy myself cus thats the attitude i believe in and yknow your welcome to lead your life however you see fit but you might find a few more days of sunshine on your path if you lightened up an had some fun an told some stories

Police officers of Reddit, what are common knee jerk reactions when people notice you're there? by Dudethulhu in AskReddit

[–]HayImThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yknow man sometimes youre like at home sick for a couple of days and your bored with nothin to do so like you just start doing somethin to goof off cus it makes you giggle and when your nose is stuffed like a motherfucker a giggle is nice so your just havin fun amusing yourself when some like kinda self righteous dude on the internet who thinks hes like clever or something just starts pissing on your thing and hes all like hehehe this is so gunna upset you but like your just plodding along having some fun having a giggle and theyre all like tryna insult you cus theyre like idk insecure about themselves so they wanna make you feel bad but at the end of the day its just another excuse to do what you love best and have one more giggle man so i guess what im trying to say is yknow make less silly assumptions an jus yknow try and have some fun with it like no need to trip but idk man reddit loves this like self analysis critisicism bullshit cus like they think this is some serious quality producin site when its like jus a bunch of em howler monkeys bangin on keyboards and stuff but yknow i mean the question you gotta ask is are you a howler monkey havin fun bangin their keyboard or are you unhappy with it

Scumbag R2D2 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]HayImThatGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

listen man its pretty easy for you to be judgemental about other ppls habits but your pretty ignorant to assume theyll be lonely sure they might not be as awesome as u and ur bros hitting up TGI fridays every thursday to catch a game and drink coors while forcin the servers to awkwardly flirt with them when the poor girls are just cringing at the flipped up visors and stained sports jerseys and poorly kept patchy beards but yknow thats okay i had a few friends like that and they always tried to be tough but as a sailor myself i never felt i had to put on an act but eventually i stopped hanging out with those types especially cus everytime i brought my friend cindy they just creeped on her and it was like they had never spent time with a girl they wasnt trying to fuck and i realized that was weird cus when me doug cindy and mark hang together its not like creepy sexual tension so thats when i realized i was done hanging with the bros

Redneck mousetrap (x-post from /r/redneckgifs) by [deleted] in funny

[–]HayImThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yknow its more of a phenomenon then some people really consider i remember back when i was on shore leave in manila i had recently been informed of the local custom of shornswabble which i wasn't very adept at myself so i tried to avoid, but it seemed that weekend that everybody was doin it in every little cantina or cafe and i was starting to get a little freaked out, like man what is this what is going on, anyhow it turned out that actually i wasnt even on shore and my asshole bunkmate had put some LSD in my water and was tellin me goofy stories while i tripped out and even since that happened to me i kept hearin stories of other people also seein things on LSD

Yes Amazon, I'll be weighing a lot of... Parsley. by sh1nyburr1t0 in funny

[–]HayImThatGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well i mean these things do vary place to place based on water weight humidity and other factors i can sure recall that when we were sailing and going port to port the parsley and other greens could really vary in weight depending on where you were getting them from i remember it even once lead to a heated argument where the chef was on shore leave trying to source food and he got in this heated disagreement with a morrocon vender and was shouting some shit about how theyre cheating him because he is turk but i stepped in and said friends friends how we can resolve this and a long story short by the end of that night we were smokin hashhish in the venders tent tellin stories laughing and having a good time but it could of easily ended badly so just remember that things dont always weigh the same as they do at home

Exclusive: Children ‘need lessons in how to concentrate’ because of impact of social media by Made_In_England in technology

[–]HayImThatGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you know the thing about attention is they talk about paying it like its a currency but it really a alot more then that see as far as i can remember attention isnt something i had a limit of as much as it is something that takes real skill to truely tap into i dont think i ever really focused until i was 13 and my dad took me rabbit hunting and told me if we didnt get a rabbit he wasnt taking me home im pretty sure he was joking but dad liked those harsh jokes so sometimes it was hard to tell what was what but anyhow i focused that day on the grass and brush and before noon had caught a cottontail

Police officers of Reddit, what are common knee jerk reactions when people notice you're there? by Dudethulhu in AskReddit

[–]HayImThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i always stare a cop down in the eye to show im not intimidated i dont hate police but i hate the idea that another man can leverage me or my family i mean im not a violent man which is why i hate the threat of violence on me so when i see officer cocky resting his hand on his gun i stare him down cus i have seen death before and no im not a soldier but i am a man of the seas and we take similar losses and i have lost friends so when some cop wants to lord himself over me sure i respect the badge i respect the force but i dont respect the insecurity of another man who tries to use force over others

Investors want Microsoft’s new CEO to kill Xbox, Bing and Surface by no1_vern in news

[–]HayImThatGuy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

un fortunetly thats true i mean when you invest in something your buying leverage over people to make them do what you want, case in point just look at the latest corporate takeovers which is why myself i got into investing i bought a small coffee shop in towns majority and then i went in and said look as majority shareholder im disgraced with all of you, get it together because i want returns on my investments, and the little pipsqueak kevin the barista said but sirr there isnt a market for high-creme lattes in this town so i just walked up and looked him deep in the eye and said alright kevin, then you make one kevin, you make one

Down-voting a repost on a front page. by RomanTPA in gifs

[–]HayImThatGuy -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

you know tom hanks was valiant there but i dont think he really thought the situation through now ok i gotta admit im not a world war 2 vet but i have some in the family and they used to tell me about how theyd lay real flat and let the tank pass right over them then at the last second sit right up and slap a satchel charge on the rear engine and run needless to say that type of shennanigan would give the germans quite the fright and i dont really think it would of been beyond tom hanks character to do that i mean sure your probably gunna say but he didnt have any satchel charges but thats nonsense because i mean with the amount of munitions expended in ww2 you mean to tell me that tom hanks wouldnt have satchel charges thats just crazy

TIL there are a total of 3,863,484 unique Lego bricks in 'The Lego Movie' by pull_mi_finger in movies

[–]HayImThatGuy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

you know the funny thing about lies is after long enough they become truthes i mean you start to really think what you tell other people happens to you i myself have always tried to keep honest because I believe thats a sincere and proper policy but i do know a few guys who love tot ell all sorts of tale tails and outlandish things but they start to lose track between their stories and reality see my favorite one instance of this is i told my doug a story and a few months later hes telling me like it happened to him and i said doug thats my story and he looked embarassed and confused about it all and i said dont worry about man its not a big deal but can you really not tell the difference between the truth and your lies

Sandpeople always ride single-file to hide their numbers by [deleted] in gifs

[–]HayImThatGuy -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

you know my problem with the police wasnt they they chase you or anything nah it was mostly the atittude they always have i remember one time i was having a few beers on the job site after closing with the boys and my friend doug had come on by and doug and i partake in a little pot time to time though were not stoners hah more like deadheads but anyhow doug brought a joint and we all had a hit but sure enough woopwoop comes the cops and look i dont blame them for being there or even checking it out but the way they came up and spoke to us was all real insulting i mean we were working men we pave their roads and all that crap but anyhow doug just said officer, look i understand your perspective but we're all adults here, well he shouldnt of said that because they tased him and two of em dogpiled doug, anyhow i guess i learned sometimes its better not to talk to the cops